I would give you karma but your a lurker -.-

I would give you karma but because I don't have a life I'm forced to spend all day talking with my career services advisor trying to land a damned job. Which in turn leaves me on my computer, which always leads to Elemental posting, which got my post 1000.

I would give you karma but ofcourse I have a career services advisor, I think you'd be hard pressed to find a university that doesnt have one.

I would give you karma but you're still in high school.

I would give you karma, but you haven't given me a reason to.

I would give you Karma but you have a funny habit to post after whiskey.

I would give you karma, but you are not using the phrase "I would give you karma, but....", thus not following the forum rules.

English please 

I would give you karma, but you are weird.

I would give you karma but you post to much.

I would give you Kharma, but i'm to lazy to click my mouse twice for your sake

I would give you karma but you're irrational, and fearful.

I would give you karma but your avatar just makes me think of Elrond in cool glasses.

I would give you karma, but ofc it does, since it is the same actor (Hugo Weaving), that played in both LOTR and The Matrix.