"I would give you karma, but...I'm in the middle of bronzing a cake."

I would give you karma, but.. Its raining

I would give you carma, but number "0" suits you well .

I would give you karma, but as you said the number 0 suits you so well

harpo

I would give you karma but you have so many 9's in your name...

I would give you karma, but for some reason it says that you have none, when I recall that you do.

I would give you karma, but you frighten me for no apparent reason.

i would give u karma but your a robot in disguise.

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comma and antivirus protection

harpo

i would give you karma but you still havent changed your name from oprah winfrey back wards.

I would give you karma, but I do not know what  this 'oprah winfrey back wards' is

Harpo

i would give you karma, but im taking the ship to singapore today.

I would give you karma, but I do not see what singing about the poor has to do with karma

harpo

I would give you karma, but you have poor English.

I would give you karma, but I am AUSTRALIAN and do not like being called a pom.

harpo

I am from Uranus, and I do not all the cheap jokes now middle aged men used to tell about me. I suppose you wanted some Karma, eh? I would give you some, but I fear the Canadians have entered this little war.

I would give you karma, but you started the "war"

harpo

I would give you karma but you are pointing the finger

I would give you karma but you withheld karma from the person above you.

I'd give you karma but you're hypocritical.

I would give karma but  I’m the Juggernaut, b*tch!

I would give you karma if not for yet another juggernaut reference.

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comma AGAIN.

harpo

I would give you karma, but it took me forever to read all of this

I would give you karma, but you then posted

harpo