I would give you karma but it's shares, ventures, and imagination of karma investing.  As in Karma Bucks.

I would give you karma but I'm an ass

I would give you karma but you are a SwerydAss.

I would give you karma, but I'm sleepy....

Xer0 \^/

would but just couldn't get my internet working when i tried.

I would give you karma, but it's 2:00 in the morning.

Xer0 \^/

i would give you karma but its 6 pm over here.

I would give you karma, but thanks to daylight savings, it's now 3:00 in the morning...

Xer0 \^/

i would but seems you already have to much for now.

I would give you karma, but too much is never enough.

Xer0 \^/

i would give you some but only if you gave me some first.

I will give karma to the fist person to tell a good story using nothing but smileys

No animals were hurt for this story.

Mildly good, and if no one else posts one you win the karma

End.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but even though I figured out your smiley story, its only because I know about your crush, so I doubt other people will figure it out

How was it about my crush?

I would give you karma, but not EVERYTHING I do involves my love you know...

Xer0 \^/

LOL

Then can you explian the story to me please?

I would give you karma, but since I didnt figure it out (obviously), I dont think anyone else did.

i didn't either, no karma because sunnys are old.

Since I!! am the judge i do not need your opinions. kidding

But i kinda like iroko's story of food poisoning better

I would give you karma, but since when do you play by or care about the rules.

I would give you karma, but he doesnt care indeed

I would give you karma, but you's are all A1 correcto mindo!    Then I wouldn't have any at all.....

(@Altaux, pretty slik lookin avatar. )

Wait. . . .MegasXLR?