I would give you karma, but you are the CAUSE of the peril

harpo

I would give you karma but he is not the source of the Peril. I AM.

RELEASE THE BLACKWING VIRUS!

I would give you karma, but you released a virus. you do realise that the virus is going to affect those nearest to the release first don't you.

harpo

Of course I do. It will kill you over the course of several hours in a very painful way once it has reproduced enough that you cannot counter it. Then it will re-animate your muscles and turn you into a flesh-craving zombie. But you are not mindless no. You can learn, you can communicate, and so long as you have access to the virus you will live!

I would give karma, but you also forgot the exposures of those that worked on the virus, and they are approching you from behind

harpo

i would give you karma, but veers is starting the appocolypse and i must initiate zombie plan foxtrot.

By the way, if you released the virus, wouldn't everyone automatically have access?

I would give you karma, but i have a specific anti-exiled hatred.

I would give you karma but you've just identified yourself as my enemy.  Mistake.

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comma, and aslo identified an enemy, and made a mistake

harpo

I would give you karma, but you have identified yourself as a goody Altarian, when cleary neutraic evil is far more superior than good.

I would give you karma, but you failed to describe what a 'goody Altarian' is, and banana's are ONLY for eating

harpo

I would give you karma, but you keep sending the Cyats after me

I would give you karma, but you keep attacting MORE cyats

harpo

I would give you karma, but you have betraded the Banana Force.

A goody Altarian, like you, is someone who tries to do "the right thing" in all situations.

I would give you karma, but banana's are ONLY TO BE EATEN. if you think that i am 'a good person' have a look in the last post thread.

harpo

I would give you karma but I dont like you

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comma and I dislike your horrible red picture

harpo

I would give you karma, but you haven't even got a picture

I would give you karma, but you are trying to grab a bird

harpo

I would give you karma b...b...b...baw chika wow wow

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comm and BUTT

harpo

 I would give you karma, but you have identified yourself as anti-banana. I am afraid I am going to have to terminate you and your 5 nines now.

I would give you karma, but you are AFRAID, VERRY AFRAID, VERY VERY AFRAID

harpo

I would give you karma but I do not fear anything.

I would give you karma, but you forgot your comma and you are afraid of being afraid, and fear fear.

harpo