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"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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Reply #2801 Top

I would give you karma, but you must post MOAR.

Reply #2802 Top

I would give you Karma...but DEAR GOD 198 more replies are needed....y'all is slackin'....

Reply #2803 Top

I would give you karma, but what makes you think that you will get reply #3000?

 

 

 

 

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2804 Top

I would give you Karma, but I was alerted to my good fortune of clinching post 3000 by a Divine Authority...

That same divine authority also told me I'd get post 4000 and 5000...

Obviously my future karma gain is my reward from the Gods for living such a noble and pious life...or something like that....

Reply #2805 Top

I would give you karma, but that is a bunch of Bull$it.

 

 

 

 

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2806 Top

I would give you karma, but I dere say it is time we pick the pace

Reply #2807 Top

I would give you karma, but it is not bullshit and your blasphemy is disturbing...

...okay, maybe its a little exaggerated...maybe I've committed a few sins...like one...maybe two...

Reply #2808 Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2804
I would give you Karma, but I was alerted to my good fortune of clinching post 3000 by a Divine Authority...

That same divine authority also told me I'd get post 4000 and 5000...

Obviously my future karma gain is my reward from the Gods for living such a noble and pious life...or something like that....
End of Seleuceia's quote

I would give you karma, but this is heresy. Only His Most Divine Majesty the God-Emperor of Mankind would deign to grant such a thing.

And He favors Inquisitors of His Holy Orders of the Inquisition. So dudes like me.

Quoting morpheas768, reply 2805
I would give you karma, but that is a bunch of Bull$it.

 "My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
End of morpheas768's quote

I would give you karma, but his statement isn't a large quantity of fecal matter from a bovine animal. It's HERESY.

Quoting Altaux, reply 2806
I would give you karma, but I dere say it is time we pick the pace
End of Altaux's quote

I would give you karma, but you misspelled "dare".

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2807
I would give you karma, but it is not bullshit and your blasphemy is disturbing...

...okay, maybe its a little exaggerated...maybe I've committed a few sins...like one...maybe two...
End of Seleuceia's quote

I would give you karma, but I don't think that I would be serving the Emperor properly if I did. So you should give me karma instead.

Reply #2809 Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2807
I would give you karma, but it is not bullshit and your blasphemy is disturbing...
End of Seleuceia's quote

I would give you karma, but that wasnt blasphemy, it was honesty :P

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 2808
I would give you karma, but his statement isn't a large quantity of fecal matter from a bovine animal. It's HERESY.
End of Whiskey144's quote

Ok, it is heresy |-)

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2810 Top

I would give you karma, if you could do a barrel roll

Reply #2811 Top

I would give you karma, but yes I CAN! :D

 

 

 

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2812 Top

I would give you karma, but you can do a barrel roll. Only aerospace vehicles and barrels are allowed to barrel roll.

Reply #2813 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 2812
I would give you karma, but you can do a barrel roll.
End of Whiskey144's quote

I would give you karma, but thats what I said :P

 

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2814 Top

I would give you karma, but i need photographic proof

Reply #2815 Top

I would give you karma, but it is slightly heretical that Morph can do a barrel roll.

Reply #2816 Top

I would give you karma, but you didnt know that I am slightly a heretic :P

No seriously though, I am considered a heretic (technically), by my country's church.

 

 

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2817 Top

I would give you karma, but you must first elaborate on that technical heresy as defined by your country's church, before I decide whether or not to give you karma.

Reply #2818 Top

I would give you karma, but you know how Christians are like. If you believe slightly different things than them, then you are immediately considered a heretic, even if you believe in God and all that.

To elaborate, I dont believe that during the Holy Ceremony god is converting wine into Jesus' blood, and bread into His flesh, not even spiritually. There are....other things, but I would like to refrain from mentioning them atm :|

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

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Reply #2819 Top

I would give you karma, but I HOPE YOU BURN AMONGST THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF DAMNATION...for your heresy, of course...I mean really, wine obviously is blood...they're even the same color!

Reply #2820 Top

Quoting morpheas768, reply 2818
I would give you karma, but you know how Christians Catholics are like. If you believe slightly different things than them, then you are immediately considered a heretic, even if you believe in God and all that.

To elaborate, I dont believe that during the Holy Ceremony god is converting wine into Jesus' blood, and bread into His flesh, not even spiritually. There are....other things, but I would like to refrain from mentioning them atm

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
End of morpheas768's quote

I would give you karma, but i fixed that for you. Remember all Catholics are supposedly Christians, but not all Christians are Catholics.

 

Reply #2821 Top

I would give you Karma, but the Eastern Orthodox Church refers to itself as Catholic...but they're not Catholic, so they're not Christian...but they are Christian, and now I am terribly confused...

Reply #2822 Top

Quoting morpheas768, reply 2818
I would give you karma, but you know how Christians are like. If you believe slightly different things than them, then you are immediately considered a heretic, even if you believe in God and all that.

To elaborate, I dont believe that during the Holy Ceremony god is converting wine into Jesus' blood, and bread into His flesh, not even spiritually. There are....other things, but I would like to refrain from mentioning them atm

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
End of morpheas768's quote

I will give you karma because I actually have similar beliefs about the Communion.

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2821
I would give you Karma, but the Eastern Orthodox Church refers to itself as Catholic...but they're not Catholic, so they're not Christian...but they are Christian, and now I am terribly confused...
End of Seleuceia's quote

I would give you karma but you are confused.

Reply #2823 Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2819
I would give you karma, but I HOPE YOU BURN AMONGST THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF DAMNATION...for your heresy, of course...I mean really, wine obviously is blood...they're even the same color!
End of Seleuceia's quote

LOLZ XD

Quoting Altaux, reply 2820
I would give you karma, but i fixed that for you. Remember all Catholics are supposedly Christians, but not all Christians are Catholics.

 
End of Altaux's quote

Dude, Catholics are Christians too, thats why I said "Christians", to involve all christianic religions, including Catholics.

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2821
I would give you Karma, but the Eastern Orthodox Church refers to itself as Catholic...but they're not Catholic, so they're not Christian...but they are Christian, and now I am terribly confused...
End of Seleuceia's quote

What the..... o_O

The Eastern Orthodox Church, refers to itself as Orthodox, not Catholic. Thats the difference between the Church of Rome, and and the Eastern Orthodox Church.

To be more specific, in Greece our Church is called "Greek Orthodox", being slightly different than other Christian Orthodox religions (the differences are more typical, than something solid).

In Europe, over the course of history, ever since the Christianity was split into 2 big "parts", the Catholic Church, and the Orthodox Church, there has been quite a bit of "rivalry", so to speak, between these 2 Churches/religions.

"We are better, Catholics are evil people, that pretend to believe in God" - I cant count how many times I have heard that expression by my parents, acquaintances, or even priests, in my country. LAME :typo:

Lastly, the word "orthodox", comes from the Greek words "orthos" which means = "correct",   and the word "doxa" which means = "belief", in ancient greek. Orthodox = Correctly Believing, which means that the Orthodox Church believe that they are the only ones who are correct, and all other religions as false.

@Whiskey: I would give you karma, but you have an idea now, as to why I am considered a heretic.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #2824 Top

I would give you karma, but I am well aware of the schism between Rome and the Eastern Orthodox Church...I would point out that the Eastern Orthodox Church is also called the Holy Orthodox Catholic Church...

Catholic has nothing to do with Rome...to be catholic is to be of the original church of the apostles (obviously, a matter of perspective and opinion)...all Christians believe themselves to be catholic, which is why Roman Catholic is an important distinction...

Reply #2825 Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 2824
I would give you karma, but I am well aware of the schism between Rome and the Eastern Orthodox Church...I would point out that the Eastern Orthodox Church is also called the Holy Orthodox Catholic Church...

Catholic has nothing to do with Rome...to be catholic is to be of the original church of the apostles (obviously, a matter of perspective and opinion)...all Christians believe themselves to be catholic, which is why Roman Catholic is an important distinction...
End of Seleuceia's quote

This is why I mentioned that the Easter Orthodox Church is usually just called "Orthodox", and the Roman Catholic Church is usually just called "Catholic". By definition, Catholic = Orthodox, so to speak, because they both believe they are correct, and everyone else is wrong. Even though I would say that my religion is even more fanatic on this part, believing that they are absolutely correct, and that there should be NO doubt at all in its believers/followers' minds.

I would give you karma, but please dont confuse people calling both Churches "Catholic", because they think its the same thing, lol :P

As for Greece, we dont call ourselves Catholic at all, like I said, "Greek Orthodox", or "Greek Christian Orthodox".

To answer directly, the Easter Orthodox Church, considers themselves Catholic, because they believe they are correct, but by name, are not called Catholic, to distinguish themselves from the Roman Catholic Church.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"