I would give you karma but I broke my shoelace.

I would give you karma, but what did those grunts ever do to you to deserve getting whacked?

I would give you karma but I don't want to. 

I would give you karma but I broke my grunt. 1 to many whacks!

I would give you karma, but grunts cant be broken. They can only get whacked

LOLZ

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you give karma, but permutations in the time space continuum just caused a rift to appear exactly above the karma icon

I would give you karma but, the continuum just ate mine.

I would give you karma, but it appeared right above the karma icon, not on it. Which means that you are still able to see and click the karma icon, which is right below the newly appeared rift

PWNED!

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you karma, but ....hmmm thats true I didn't realise that

I would give you karma, but you misspelled the word "realize".

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you karma, but I actually didn't

realize is the American spelling of realise

As a member of the common wealth I learnt the latter

Thats one of the two main reasons I hate English

I would give you karma but, the rent is too damn high. (I'm unsure how many of you will understand this joke. ;P)

I would give you karma, but I do

You seen the song?

I would give you karma, but I didn't seen the song. (but I did saw the scene)

I would give you karma, but good play on words there

I would give you karma, but....he pwned you!

Are you gonna take that, huh? Are you gonna take that Altaux?

Oh thats right, I forgot about that, he he

I was taught UK English, but chatting and speaking (on vent), with many Americans, now I know a mix of US & UK English.

Oh well.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you Karma but, here's the word instead.   Karma

I would give you karma, but the wor(l)d is not enough.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you Karma, but OK. Here's 2 Karma's. Karma Karma

I would give you karma, but you didnt catch my 007 reference.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you karma, but you didn't throw it far enough.

I would give you karma, but lol

There take that run with it

I would give you karma, but you're busy laughing out loud atm.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

I would give you Karma but, 007 called me from the Tardis while web throwing from building to building asking for Karma , and I said Karma is the

word.