The Corrupted Wish Game

Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but there is already a game exactly like this going.   https://forums.galciv2.com/356457 

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Hey!  Come back here with my bubble!

Why not start another one? The first sort of devolved into Koda0 and a few other people on quick-post, but hopefully this one won't. I wish my haloween display would install itself without human intervenmtion every year, and take itself down before my mom could get to it on November 1.

Granted, but it does so every pluto year, starting on christmas and still stays up until November 1, when it deinstalls itself with a lot of noise at 4 in the night.

I wish the ability of humanity to understand the problems of this world would increase by 100%.

Granted, but even humanity did understand the problems of the world, they wouldn't care because mankind is shown that it is for the most part stupid, lazy and greedy.

I wish the guy above me had a wish that I could corrupt.

He has a wish you can coorupt. But you get typer's block and can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish my mother would get rid of that hideous sculpture in the living room.

Granted. She sells it on eBay...and uses the money to pay for a pottery class, ans you soon have an entire workshop full of hideous sculptures.

I wish my DS hadn't gotten stolen.

Granted, it was eaten by a pigme marmoset. You still got it out though.

I wish that if Koda0 were to post on this thread, thhat he would wait till atleast page 2 was started.

Granted, but I am just speaking in his behalf. i'm not authorized so i don't think that will really happen. just a 50-50 chance.

I wish I had the power to control time.

Granted, you can control time. . . for one second =P

I wish I remembered what my uncorruptable wish was.

You remeber your incorruptible wish. But you die of an out-of-control tapeworm infection before you can type it into the forum.

I wish my Wii would stop making that strange rattling noise whenevrr I put a CD in it.

Granted, the CD drive is now damaged beyond repair and not running at all.

I wish the Korean who is supposed to teach me would understand proper English.

Granted, but it's Jamaican English.

I wish that I was playing games for living, being paid well, and didn't have to work long hours.

Granted but it requires you to play so often you forget to eat.

I wish the US would annex Mexico.

Granted. But then the Minutemen try to overthrow the government because they (the government) are now giving jobs to dark-skinned people.

I wish those cough drops would hurry up and work.

Granted!  Your cough drops kick in, relaxing your throat muscles thorougly so that you can no longer cough. . . or speak.

I still with for my humanscale freedom chair, red, with headrest and electrically-cooled beverage holder.

Granted! You should put on warm clothes though because it cools the chair as well.

I wish my doctoral thesis would write itself.

Wish Granted.

Unfortunately you can't use your keyboard because it's now possessed by a ghost writer.  Perhaps with some coaxing and a dose of hot tea, you can persuade it to go into the light.

I wish I was less absent-minded.

Granted, and you lost your mind eventually.

I wish I could have the iPhone 3GS in replacement of my iPhone 3G.

Granted. The iPhone 3GS is obsolete the day you get it.

I wish I was a good programmer and had the patience to actually make programs.

granted ... but your soul is contractually bound to the iPhone 3GS and your only holding it on lease from a demon.

Once the lease expires, your soul is his.

Wish granted. you become possesed by the demon and immediately exorcized

I wish this game would transmute into the you're banned game.

Granted! But the transmutation takes place over 1000000 posts and if you stop writing posts it transmutes into a Hello Kitty story telling instead.

I wish Elemental will turn into a great game.

It does. But you go broke and con no longer afford to play it.

I wish my computer science homeowrk would do itself.