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The Corrupted Wish Game

A new forum game!

October 11, 2009 10:39:51 PM from Elemental ForumsElemental Forums

Since everyone has such enthusiasm for the "You're banned!" game, I thought I'd start us off another favorite forum game, the corrupted wish game.  Each poster starts by granting the wish of the poster before them, but then corrupting the result to be something not quite what they were seeking.  You then finish up by making a wish of your own.

For example:

Poster 1: I wish for a Space Pony!

Poster 2: Granted, but it has a wicked temper and taste for human flesh.

Poster 2: I wish for a new computer.

Poster 3: Granted, but you get it off e-bay and the FBI comes knocking at your door over some files the previous owner left on the hard drive.

These are weak examples, but should give everyone the general idea.

 

So, with no further ado, I wish for a Humanscale Freedom chair, red, with headrest and electrically-cooled beverage holder.

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Reply #1 October 12, 2009 12:47:39 AM
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Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but there is already a game exactly like this going.   https://forums.galciv2.com/356457 

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Reply #2 October 12, 2009 8:52:33 AM
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*POP*


Hey!  Come back here with my bubble!

 

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Reply #3 October 12, 2009 5:13:49 PM
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Why not start another one? The first sort of devolved into Koda0 and a few other people on quick-post, but hopefully this one won't. I wish my haloween display would install itself without human intervenmtion every year, and take itself down before my mom could get to it on November 1.

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Reply #4 October 12, 2009 5:45:06 PM
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Granted, but it does so every pluto year, starting on christmas and still stays up until November 1, when it deinstalls itself with a lot of noise at 4 in the night.

I wish the ability of humanity to understand the problems of this world would increase by 100%.

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Reply #5 October 12, 2009 6:13:28 PM
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Granted, but even humanity did understand the problems of the world, they wouldn't care because mankind is shown that it is for the most part stupid, lazy and greedy.

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Reply #6 October 12, 2009 8:04:34 PM
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I wish the guy above me had a wish that I could corrupt.

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Reply #7 October 12, 2009 8:18:39 PM
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He has a wish you can coorupt. But you get typer's block and can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish my mother would get rid of that hideous sculpture in the living room.

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Reply #8 October 12, 2009 8:24:26 PM
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I wish my mother would get rid of that hideous sculpture in the living room.

Granted. She sells it on eBay...and uses the money to pay for a pottery class, ans you soon have an entire workshop full of hideous sculptures.

 

I wish my DS hadn't gotten stolen.

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Reply #9 October 12, 2009 8:40:14 PM
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Granted, it was eaten by a pigme marmoset. You still got it out though.

I wish that if Koda0 were to post on this thread, thhat he would wait till atleast page 2 was started.

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Reply #10 October 12, 2009 11:44:47 PM
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Granted, but I am just speaking in his behalf. i'm not authorized so i don't think that will really happen. just a 50-50 chance.

I wish I had the power to control time.

 

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Reply #11 October 13, 2009 7:07:43 AM
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Granted, you can control time. . . for one second =P

I wish I remembered what my uncorruptable wish was.

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Reply #12 October 13, 2009 7:36:12 AM
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You remeber your incorruptible wish. But you die of an out-of-control tapeworm infection before you can type it into the forum.

I wish my Wii would stop making that strange rattling noise whenevrr I put a CD in it.

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Reply #13 October 13, 2009 7:50:07 AM
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Granted, the CD drive is now damaged beyond repair and not running at all.

I wish the Korean who is supposed to teach me would understand proper English.

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Reply #14 October 13, 2009 10:23:33 AM
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Granted, but it's Jamaican English.

I wish that I was playing games for living, being paid well, and didn't have to work long hours.

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Reply #15 October 13, 2009 1:47:03 PM
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Granted but it requires you to play so often you forget to eat.

I wish the US would annex Mexico.

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Reply #16 October 13, 2009 3:42:44 PM
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Granted. But then the Minutemen try to overthrow the government because they (the government) are now giving jobs to dark-skinned people.

I wish those cough drops would hurry up and work.

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Reply #17 October 13, 2009 3:53:37 PM
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Granted!  Your cough drops kick in, relaxing your throat muscles thorougly so that you can no longer cough. . . or speak.


I still with for my humanscale freedom chair, red, with headrest and electrically-cooled beverage holder.

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Reply #18 October 13, 2009 3:58:35 PM
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Granted! You should put on warm clothes though because it cools the chair as well.

I wish my doctoral thesis would write itself.

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Reply #19 October 13, 2009 5:32:16 PM
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Wish Granted.

Unfortunately you can't use your keyboard because it's now possessed by a ghost writer.  Perhaps with some coaxing and a dose of hot tea, you can persuade it to go into the light.

 

I wish I was less absent-minded.

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Reply #20 October 14, 2009 12:16:00 AM
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Granted, and you lost your mind eventually.

I wish I could have the iPhone 3GS in replacement of my iPhone 3G.

 

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Reply #21 October 14, 2009 12:21:01 AM
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Granted. The iPhone 3GS is obsolete the day you get it.

I wish I was a good programmer and had the patience to actually make programs.

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Reply #22 October 14, 2009 12:40:06 AM
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granted ... but your soul is contractually bound to the iPhone 3GS and your only holding it on lease from a demon.

 

Once the lease expires, your soul is his.

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Reply #23 October 14, 2009 8:55:23 AM
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Wish granted. you become possesed by the demon and immediately exorcized

I wish this game would transmute into the you're banned game.

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Reply #24 October 14, 2009 10:23:28 AM
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Granted! But the transmutation takes place over 1000000 posts and if you stop writing posts it transmutes into a Hello Kitty story telling instead.

I wish Elemental will turn into a great game.

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Reply #25 October 14, 2009 3:28:38 PM
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It does. But you go broke and con no longer afford to play it.

I wish my computer science homeowrk would do itself.

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