Alternative (Better) Names for "Demon Assassin"

I put stars next to the ones I like best

Japanese Myth:

Akki
Akuma*
Kasha
Kirin
Oni
Shinigami*
Shin
Tesso
Kitsune

Weaponry-inspired:

Sai
Ninjato
Tsuba
Shuriken
Kama
Tachi*
Khirpan
Tega
Khanda
Yatagan
Tulwar
Wakizashi
Kris
Kampilan
Macana
Tyrfing
Vorpal*

Non-Asian:

Choronzon
Azazel
Ahriman*
Samael
Grimnex*
Iblis
Djinn
Malachi
Moloch
Calcifer
Hastur
Charybdis

Materials:

Carbon*
Obsidian
Chitin
Onyx
Jet
Graphite
Tungsten

Other:
Tony
Sword Cricket*
Tinkerbell
2pits2chesty
Bronson
Noobcutter Jones
Johannes Sebastian
The Awakened Gimp
Pantera*
Susan
Metal X Power Liquid Snake Force Fox Ranger 15
The Onanist


What are some others?  Anything stand out?

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Reply #1 Top

Under Materials, some decent sounding elements:

Vanadium

Zirconium

Argon

Thorium

Samarium

Strontium

Xenon

 

Others:

I like the reverse spelling of assassin -> nissassa

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All of these names are better than Demon Assassin.

 

I vote to just name him Richard Parker.

 

Reply #3 Top

Noobcutter Jones
  :D

Seriously though, I like the sound of "Vorpal". Somehow fits him. Maybe change it just a little ("Vorpon").

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Scáth--Irish for 'Shadow'

Fits him perfectly I think

Cysgod--Welsh

Skygge--Norwegian

Umbră--Romanian

Varjo--Finnish

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Gargabee? Just sayin...

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Metal X Power Liquid Snake Force Fox Ranger 15

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Quoting Gargabee, reply 6
Gargabee? Just sayin...

 

Love it

Reply #9 Top

Anything is better than Demon Assassin, I mean wtf is that ?

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Well, if they keep the name "Demon Assassin" then I think they should also rename the existing Demigods. ;)

Erebus: Bloodsucking Woodlouse Tamer

UB: Barfing Inverted Dog

Sedna: Kitty Riding Eskimo Witch

Oak: Axe with Attatched Armor

Regulus: Close-Visioned Crossbow Angel

Rook: Bipedal Stronghold

TB: Thermal-Schizophrenic Wizard

QoT: Exhibitionist Rootfairy

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How about some "real" demon names.  For example - from John Milton's Paradise Lost:

Beelzebub - Prince of the demons

Mammon - Demon of avarice, greed and injustice

Belial - Demon of carnal lust

Moloch - Satan's greatest warrior and general of the armies of Hell (my favorite)

 

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I liked Tony, and DoublePitsToChesty.  Both classy names!

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Well, if they keep the name "Demon Assassin" then I think they should also rename the existing Demigods.

Erebus: Bloodsucking Woodlouse Tamer

UB: Barfing Inverted Dog

Sedna: Kitty Riding Eskimo Witch

Oak: Axe with Attatched Armor

Regulus: Close-Visioned Crossbow Angel

Rook: Bipedal Stronghold

TB: Thermal-Schizophrenic Wizard

QoT: Exhibitionist Rootfairy

YES!!!

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Mr T

Reply #16 Top

Matthew Quigley

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Btw, Akkuma should probably be spelled Akuma. If you mean the japanese word for devil. :)

I agree, Demon Assasin is a bit lame. I like the name Onyx or Oni.

Reply #22 Top

why can't his name be "3 months late"?...

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I put stars next to the ones I like best

Japanese Myth:

Akki
Akuma*
Kasha
Kirin
Oni
Shinigami*
Shin
Tesso
Kitsune

Weaponry-inspired:

Sai
Ninjato
Tsuba
Shuriken
Kama
Tachi*
Khirpan
Tega
Khanda
Yatagan
Tulwar
Wakizashi
Kris
Kampilan
Macana
Tyrfing
Vorpal*

Non-Asian:

Choronzon
Azazel
Ahriman*
Samael
Grimnex*
Iblis
Djinn
Malachi
Moloch
Calcifer
Hastur
Charybdis

Materials:

Carbon*
Obsidian
Chitin
Onyx
Jet
Graphite
Tungsten

Other:
Tony
Sword Cricket*
Tinkerbell
2pits2chesty
Bronson
Noobcutter Jones
Johannes Sebastian
The Awakened Gimp
Pantera*
Susan
Metal X Power Liquid Snake Force Fox Ranger 15
The Onanist


What are some others?  Anything stand out?

 

Step aside! My immagination has come up with a few nice things:

 

Jaquares

Jaquares Demoni

Jaquares Feu

Jaquares Mau

Pantagara

Tangera

Tangera Spectre

Tangera Shininja

Diablo Santos

Yo mama's left boob

 

Tallon Pas

Fourth Edge

Feux Maux

Lethos Infernal

 

Now that the pot cleared up, how about Tangera or Tallon Pantera or Pantagara?

 

 

 

Reply #24 Top

how about "stardock fucked up this game hardcore and i want my 40 dollars back because its a buggy piece of shit that crashes everytime i try to play online" or maybe "good lord these two new heroes are the best you can do?  you had half a fucking year to get this right and you still blew it" or how about "i want my 40 bucks back"

Reply #25 Top

Quoting AdmiralA, reply 24
how about "stardock fucked up this game hardcore and i want my 40 dollars back because its a buggy piece of shit that crashes everytime i try to play online" or maybe "good lord these two new heroes are the best you can do?  you had half a fucking year to get this right and you still blew it" or how about "i want my 40 bucks back"

I don't think those names would fit.

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