Sneezing/coughing into the crook of your arm?

Ick.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/17/kathleen-sebelius-lecture_n_290782.html

With the new media furor over the Swine Flu pandemic beginning its first stirrings, Kathleen Sebelius, Health and Human Services Czar (heh-heh), says that, if we must, we should sneeze or cough into the crooks of our arms.

Eeew; now, I remember, when I was a kid, my mom used to yell at me for doing that; and for wiping snot on my sleeve, too, which isn't really all that much different, now is it?

How about this: how about we all get radical, and start carrying hankerchiefs and/or tissues, again?

Isn't that more civilized, really, than saying "excuse me", and racking a good, wet one into your sleeve? Yep, to me it is....Also, wouldn't buying more hankerchiefs and tissues serve to bolster the economy, if only just a litte?

I'd think it would; the people who make hankies and Kleenex would be in jobs, for sure.

It'd be like that flag company that was on the verge of closing, until 9/11 happened, and business more than boomed.

Yeah; I think I'll start carrying a hanky, like me dear ole dad used to. Of course, I'll avoid spitting into it to wipe off my son's face.

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Yeah, I wondered about that to if a "wet" sneeze is involved. Could you imagine all the office types walking around with stained shirt sleeves. Where's Billy May's replacement when you need him? We need the (wait for it) " SLEEVIE ®" a circular handkerchief that fit's snuggly around the arm. It comes in eight assorted, enchanting colors, so you can accessorize your wardrobe. If you order now we'll send you this handsome, simulated leather, moisture-proof carry pouch with two compartments, one for your sloppy wet SLEEVIE, and the other for a fresh dry one. But wait - order now and we'll send you two SLEEVIE's and pouches, just pay the additional shipping and handling.

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The Sleevie. :rofl:  That's awesome! I gotta git me onea them!