Paladin77

Join Date 11/2006

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How to survive the economic down turn

First get your girlfriend or wife to buy a large house as a corporation. See ACORN for that, they will also give you helpful tax tips. Then import a few dozen 12 to 15 year old girls from poor countries. I am sure the State Department will be able to help with that. After you have the stimulus money to buy your large house and you have your employees/dependants you can open a nice local business in the entertainment field. Just think of it, your girlfriend or wife will spend most of her day lounging in bed relaxing while you collect the money and if you plan it right you might get the government to pay your mortgage meaning you get to keep more profit. Since the girls will be undocumented and under age they don’t have to pay or file income tax, since they will also be your dependants you can claim them as a deduction on the money you make reducing your taxes. Since this is mostly a cash business you only have to report what you want to report as income so you will never have to pay taxes. You will be able to afford your own health care, and if your business is successful you might even branch out into a national franchise helping others gain wealth and reducing the welfare and unemployment rolls.

It all must be legal since we are giving ACORN 8.5 billion dollars of our tax money to provide this economic advice and assistance. Yup this is change you can believe in!

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I have a hard time believing people are not in jail right now over this outrage!

400k counts of voter fraud, investigations in 14 states of illegal voter registration.

Only 40 people indicted with 30 pleading guilty.

Now this outrage of people going into ACORN posing as a pimp and prostitute and no one called the cops! No one saying that what they wanted to set up was illegal! Not one politician on the democrat side even inquiring as to why we are giving these people our money!

This is our money they are spending and it seems to be okay with our democrat elected officials! If they can’t find and control this how is our government supposed to find waste, fraud, and abuse to fund our national health care system they are trying to ram down our throats?

Anyone that supports ACORN, the federal legislature, or the current President should rethink their position. Nobody noticed this even though it was pointed out for 4 years. The video that is now out and about regarding ACORN started being filmed in 2007, this is not new it was just ignored by the people in power, our Congress. Get RID OF THEM! 2010 is coming fast find out who supports an organization receiving tax dollars that will help a pimp set up a brothel and exploit children in prostitution and kick their butts out of office!

Its just a thought.

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Daiwa

Join Date 07/2001

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It's not about waste, fraud & abuse. It's about using waste, fraud & abuse to your advantage.

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It's not about waste, fraud & abuse. It's about using waste, fraud & abuse to your advantage.

Thank you D, I knew you could put it in the right perspective. It all makes sense now! Have I told you how wonderful post operative pain killers are?

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I have a feeling ACORN is a bigger monster than most people think it is. When Congressman are told to turn off inquiries into the organization, you know that's one big rat.

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You are correct Nitro! A very big corrupt rat! But how long will it take for this to turn around? The press is an animal that does not like to be made to look stupid. They will turn on the people they support because they do like to destroy what they build up.

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But how long will it take for this to turn around? The press is an animal that does not like to be made to look stupid. They will turn on the people they support because they do like to destroy what they build up.

Fair assessment. One must ask how many hours/days have to pass without mention, by certain elements of the press, before they lose even more credibility with the average American? I expect the media to be slightly critical (both positive and negative) of the government and ask the hard questions. I've never distrusted the media more during my entire life than I do now. The funny thing is I doubt they could repair the damage, even if they wanted to.

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I expect the media to be slightly critical (both positive and negative) of the government and ask the hard questions.

You missed it my friend. The Constitution mandates that we have a free and unencumbered press. They are the fourth branch of the government specifically chosen to be our watch dog. To inform us of the things we need to know in order to elect or re-elect the right people to represent us. They have failed to do this for years it is just so blatant now that I don’t think the press realize how far off the mark they are. The only problem is that the government can’t touch them only the public and fix the press by not buying the products of their sponsors. This will take decades to repair. Longer than it will take for the us to fix the government.

The press ignored this story and is now in the process of making excuses as to why they have not found out and reported what ACORN is doing or has done.

What say you?

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Perhaps I should have said "skeptical". I'm not looking for paranoia, and I want good news when there is some. not just the bad. Scrutiny is good.

Agreed, the press did fall down on reporting ACORN. Now it further diminishes its "reputation" by accusing those that did report of witch hunting.

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