Iranian Jokes (Christians Beware)

A Christian was caught in a protest and is being interrogated by the secret police:

"I have reports that you were in a church last Sunday and kissed the feet of Jesus at the cross. Is that right?"

The Christian answers:

"Yes. It is correct. I kissed my Lord's feet."

The police man asks:

"Would you kiss the feet of Ayataollah Khameini?"

And the Christian answers:

"I would if he were to hang on a cross."

Ahmadinejad walks into a forest with a rope. I don't know the end of the joke but the beginning sounds promising.

President Ahmadinejad gets robbed on the street. Says the robber:

Give me all your money!

The president thinks about it and then says:

Don't you know who I am? I am President Ahmadinejad!

The robber is surprised, reconsiders, and then says:

Ok, then give me all of my MY money.

All overheard on Twitter, retweeted by many.