Most important changes that need to be made to Demigod

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Heres my list of changes that need to be made in 1.2.

1 - The Rook need to have three french knights at the top of him arguing about birds and coconuts. He also needs to shoot livestock frem his trebuchet instead of rocks.

2 - The next two Dg's need to be The Killer Bunny and Tim, who can throw the holy hand grenade of antioch for AOE damage.

3 - It needs to be stated in the UB backstory that he was created in a freak accident during the movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

4 - TB needs a move called the ICY HOT PATCH which instantly relieves all his aches and pains.

5 - Reg needs to come out of the closet.

 

Make your own additions to the list :grin:

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Reply #1 from Demigod Forums Top

Lol.

The Icy Hot Patch cracked me up.

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

Im sure you can make a monty python mod when the tools are out.

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Reply #4 from Demigod Forums Top

TB needs a move called the ICY HOT PATCH which instantly relieves all his aches and pains.

On this note, TB needs EVEN MORE terrible puns in his voice acting.  "Ice Ice Baby" indeed.

Reply #5 from Demigod Forums Top

In game rating system...standard in almost all games...not Demigod for somereson.

I am tired of playing noobs every single game. It gets very old, i would rather be able to see their rating in the game so i can even out teams accordingly.

Reply #6 from Demigod Forums Top



5 - Reg needs to come out of the closet.

 

I'm getting a refund if this isn't in 1.2

Reply #7 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting topeg__, reply 5
In game rating system...standard in almost all games...not Demigod for somereson.

I am tired of playing noobs every single game. It gets very old, i would rather be able to see their rating in the game so i can even out teams accordingly.

How about you read the opening post first, huh? :D

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

I want a dead parrot demigod..

Reply #9 from Demigod Forums Top

Norwegian blue! Lovely plumage.

Reply #10 from Demigod Forums Top

One of the new generals needs minions that slap other minions with fish... Perhaps it can be called Bruce (mystical being from the university of woolloomooloo)

Reply #11 from Demigod Forums Top

Double post - stupid code pigeons. Bara needs to fix it instead of losing to me at DG ;)

Reply #12 from Demigod Forums Top

I think we can all agree if there is a single change that needs to be made, it's the addition of a Frog Demigod that resembles Mario in Super Mario Bros. 3 when wearing the Frog suit with the face of Brad Wardell. Dialogue should be comprised of one liners like "It isn't easy being green" and, of course, "Who let the Frogs out?".

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

We should have the Shamwow guy do the voiceovers for Regulus. It would improve the voice acting significantly. :P

Reply #14 from Demigod Forums Top

Regulus should sing the entire R.Kelly song, not just the first two lines.

Reply #15 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting ZehDon, reply 12
I think we can all agree if there is a single change that needs to be made, it's the addition of a Frog Demigod that resembles Mario in Super Mario Bros. 3 when wearing the Frog suit with the face of Brad Wardell. Dialogue should be comprised of one liners like "It isn't easy being green" and, of course, "Who let the Frogs out?".

Gods yes.

Edit: removed ability, because in retrospect it sounds inflammatory when I didn't intend for it to be. Oops.

Reply #16 from Demigod Forums Top

LOL .... quality.

QoT needs a tampon.

 

"I'll make my own red carpet..." - WTF

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Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting 01824, reply 3
Finally a thread that dosn't take itself seriously!

 

I take myself very seriously, this is no joke.

Reply #18 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting gkrit, reply 16
LOL .... quality.

QoT needs a tampon.

 

"I'll make my own red carpet..." - WTF

 

Best and most hilarious post I've seen in a while, I'm trying so hard to +karma you but I keep getting an error.   8O

Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting ItchyDustbin, reply 18



Quoting gkrit,
reply 16
LOL .... quality.

QoT needs a tampon.

 

"I'll make my own red carpet..." - WTF


 

Best and most hilarious post I've seen in a while, I'm trying so hard to +karma you but I keep getting an error.  

 

 

me too...<_<

Reply #21 from Demigod Forums Top

lol thx guys. i sometimes get that error also. dunno wat its problem is.

Reply #22 from Demigod Forums Top

On this note, TB needs EVEN MORE terrible puns in his voice acting.  "Ice Ice Baby" indeed.

I recommend looking to Mr. Freeze's script from Batman and Robin for inspiration.

Reply #23 from Demigod Forums Top

1 - The Rook need to have three french knights at the top of him arguing about birds and coconuts. He also needs to shoot livestock frem his trebuchet instead of rocks.
I don't think the french argued about that, didn't they just do the taunting?

Reply #24 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting gkrit, reply 16
LOL .... quality.

QoT needs a tampon.

 

"I'll make my own red carpet..." - WTF

Unable to stop LoL at this, oh man, best post ever.

Reply #25 from Demigod Forums Top

Torchbearer Quotes that need to be added!

  • Somethings burn'in..... wait its my balls!
  • Ice Ice Baby (As previously stated)
  • Gonna make it RAIN on dem HOES
  • IS THERE A COLD FRONT COMING IN OR IS IT JUST ME?
  • Who wants MARSHMELLOWS????
  • I am an Undead POPSICLE...... wanna lick?
  • The AC just got turned ON!
  • Burn Baby Burn

Thats all for now