How about you stop whinning about your seat. If you want to be really conffy why don't you buy yourself a first class ticket instead of pissing off People that are more built than you are.

Maybe you think you are skinny but you really are a fatty and should be even skinnier this way you would have enough of your 3/4 seat.

Dang idiot!

The problem is not the people who are heavier it,s the airline that's to dang greedy top put normal seats. You don't see theaters seating like one in an airline and they also get more money wit more people in it.

Yes, the fatty is in the centre. 3/4 + 1 1/2 + 3/4 = 3

Hahaha

In one of his books, he talks about three areas that can be considered objective: the "Good," the "True" and the "Beautiful."

I don't think beauty is objective... look at various things that are considered beautiful throughout the world in a physical sense: the Meso-Americans and their lip plates, the Chinese and their bound feet, etc. 

Think about it, an 8 inch bicep divided by pi means that your upper arm diameter would be 2.5 inches. That's ridiculuous. 

Those last three comments cracked me up!

Now take this as a boundary condition: If x were the size of your arms and t is the time to get big arms, then the first derivative is the velocity, the second the acceleration, and this would be the equation describing how you would get massive arms.  Or you can just take some Roids and shrink your boys!

Psy, at least you know that you're not the bovine that Fuzzy was referring to.

Yeah we've just heard from Boney McSlim

My Dad just went to London for a couple of weeks, which, considering we live in Australia, is a long way. I myself went to Brazil last year via South Africa (the long way).

What we both do, is get in the seat, chill out, then treat the cabin crew very nicely (especially the purser), and then ask if there are any other seats available to change.

So when Dad went to London he got stuck between a bunch of screaming babies, so he asked the cabin crew if he could move, and shazam, upgraded seat

i was on the way back from brazil and didnt care about the group i was travelling with anymore (and i really didnt like the guy next to me) so i told the purser the guy next to me keeps falling asleep and moving in his sleep and hitting me =P she got worried so she had a quick look around and said the only available seat is in business (and on International Flights, business is those big booths where you can lie down, spread out, have some privacy etc etc. I played it up that i didnt want to get her in trouble and she said no worries

I was stoked

but usually, if you are nice to the cabin crew, and tell them the truth that the Bus dressed like a person sitting next to you is making you very uncomfortable, they will usually move you. its only if there are no empty seats that you will need to lie, but even then its not a certainty... in that case, take a sleeping pill, and hope they need to go to the toilet while you are asleep =P