Good idea: signing up for a Netflix subscription.

Bad Idea: Signing up for a Netflix subscription after joining the Army...and on the day before you leave for basic training.

Good Idea: playing videos games with no lights on and the volume real loud

Bad Idea: Doing that when someone is sleeping in the nearest room. And they keep a shotgun in the bedside table.

Did that actualy happen?

Good idea: sleeping

Bad Idea:  sleeping...... with your girlfriends sister.

Bad idea: Sleeping forever.

Good Idea: Voting against a politician you don't like.

No, but it is still a bad idea....and maybe redefines the phrase "epic fail".

Bad idea: voting against Machmoud Achmedinajad.

Good Idea: Whistling when you're bored.

bad idea: whistling at a feminist convention

Good Idea: Playing Sins

bad idea: playing sins when you should be working/driving

Bad idea: Playing Sins so much you forget to eat.

No, this redefines epic fail:

Good Idea: Not posting two bad ideas

Bad idea: Not posting any bad ideas.

Good Idea: Listening to watermelons

Bad idea: Listening to watermelons where other people can see you

Good Idea: Not listening to a bomb tick next to you

Bad idea: Not listening to a bomb tick next to you

Samurye.

Good idea: Someone else being fast enough   to post a good idea instead of me

Bad idea: Waiting around for them to do so.

good idea: eating chili

Bad Idea: Eating a chili in the desert