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Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?
Y not... ever try to tie one? 
1: To make it esier to identify the body.
2:Because,just like dog-butt flavored dog food,they can already get that flavor for free.
3: See answer number 1
Ah, so that's why I just walk on past when I see bottled curried cabbage gas on special at the market.
Shoot, maybe I oughta become a supplier and make a buck. 
That would be one way to get more buck for your bang.
You may want to inquire about the size of the bottle filling hose first though. 
Y do they say contradictory things like:
All good things come to those who wait.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.
The best things in life are free ..
BUT
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Look before you leap.
BUT
Strike while the iron is hot.
Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT
Opposites attract.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.
Silence is golden.
BUT
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
You're never too old to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
BUT
Many hands make light work.
Thanx, sViz 
In case they crashed. 
Heck, Cap'n...you'd have a monopoly!
Why do bats fear aging?
Incontinence.
This one's getting off track.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If I may bring this slightly off-track again for a minute:
Why Worry?
In this life, there are only two things to worry about,
either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are still only two things to worry about,
whether you get well, or, whether you die.
If you get well, then there's nothing to worry about.
If you die, there's only two things to worry about,
whether you go to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, then there's nothing to worry about.
But if you go to Hell,
you'll be so busy meeting all your old friends,
you won't have time to worry!
U don't, just a state ID, DL's are used for ID\Age as well as proof of license.
I think you missed the whole point buddy...
Yeah, I never thought of that... if it's too small and the gas flow insufficient, I could end up with backdraft. 
On the other hand, I wouldn't want it too big, either. 
Or would that be a colonopoly?
And in such a company, would I be the chief analist?
Though, if I'm aiming to get the product into the bottles, why wouldn't I be called 'director' ??
And my why thought for the day: why are financial sector workers who lost billions in assets still called bankers??
Could it be more appropriate, Jim? 
Why do the little masks that come down supply oxygen? Why not laughing gas? I mean, if you're gonna auger in, wouldn't you rather go laughing and not screaming?
Because their {was your} money's in the bank!
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