Granted, you now have a lame duck.

I wish you a Happy early Holidays.

Granted.  Unfortunately, my version of a happy holiday is the end of the human race.

I wish i lived in california with my girlfriend...

Granted, but you both get killed by a random wildfire.

I wish that my I-phone hadnt gone all gay on me ( it died)

granted....in stead it goes lesbian and dies

i wish for that*points at something*

Granted but you pointed at a big fat ugly disease riddled old hooker. Then his pimp comes after you and kills you.

I wish for the MIA people to return. (koda0, anatar11, GrandAdmiralSova)

Granted. But then koda0 starts deriling the thread with his romantic wierdness again, anatar11 starts rubbing his karma in peoples' faces again, and GAS starts spamming "vs" threads again.

I wish my crazy aunt would go back to whatever New-Age commune she came from and LET ME ACTUALLY ENJOY MY THANKGIVING BREAK!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but she cancels that party she was planning, with the two kegs of beer and other assorted narcotics.........

I wish that my cousin had opened our keg properly ( he used a dril.....A GODDAMN DRILL)

LOL

Granted. but he opens it upside down and all the beer goes to waste.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school on Monday

You don't, you get to go back tomorrow. *rallff*

I wish four five.

Granted, but you actually get zero one. (I dunno, sorry).

I wish it was Christmas.

granted but you get nothing

wi wish it was june

Granted but Jabba the Hutt butt-rapes you to death.

I wish Avatar (movie) was out now.

Granted. But its half finished and royally sucks butt so you rage and go insane and get shot while trying to kill the actors.

I wish for a perfect, brand new X-Box 360, with every game I want in perfect condition 100% ready to play and impervious to theft or damage.

Granted. But it is at the bottom of the Marianis trench.

I wish my crazy aunt would hurry up and leave so that I can actually enjoy whatever's left of my vacation.

Granted. She leaves but ur vacation ends when she walked out that door. OUCH!

I wish I could relax and fly in the sky anytime i wanted to with no one bothering me. Not even Curses or corrupts. If so then Universe goes into it's first state which was the BIG BANG!

wish is not granted becasue there no fun in not currupting it...................

i wish people would stop trying to get uncruptibale wishes

Granted, although I successfully made one earlier.

To slitherdmd: the final condition of your wish is incorrect, to a certain degree. Thus the universe reverts to its original single matter-energy space, therefore corrupting you wish succesfully.

I wish for the permanent end to all untalented music and comedy, excepting what comes before excellence is achieved.

granted, but people get tired of listening to actual talent and the old crap comes back......

I wish that people didnt have to sleep (medically speaking)

Granted. But you are no longer a person.

I wish I could get 17000 point in the Jak 3 Wave Concussor gun challenge already!!!!

Granted, but your electricity runs out and you are forced to do it again since you didnt save.....

I wish that the 360 had full backwards compatibility

Granted. but since its full backwards it cant play any modern games.

I wish I had A's on all my finals garunteed

Granted, but there was a mistype and *insert name* owned you.

I wish for Michael Buble to come back to Australia.

Granted. But the country devolved into aNaRcHy and he gets killed by some crazy guy on the street.

I wish it would snow more so school would be cancelled.

Granted, but the snow crushes the earth and a demon stalks you for eternity.

I wish cheaters would die.

-Why does everyone make fun of the name? It's only a name! *sob*-

Granted.  But everyone has cheated at something at least once...

I wish i had a nuclear bomb en-route to each of my enemies and i was handcuffed and in a completely empty bunker wirth whoever dares to corrupt this!!!

(Ha.  Corrupt that)