Wish Granted.....

I wish everyone could shut up......

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i wish for sharks with  lazerbeams.

Granted. You get two dead sharks that ate laser pointers.

I wish my math teacher would stop assigning busywork.

Granted, you teacher assigns no work, you fail, and work as a carwasher for the next hundred years.

I wish i had an alienware computer

Granted.  Unfortunately that with was "I wish Scoutdog no longer exsisted in this universe."

(I WAS going to make an obscure reference to a family guy episode, but your name killed it.)

I wish i had been able to make that reference.

(It was an episode where stewy makes a machine that lets him travel to alternate universes, and ends up in one where dogs and humans have reversed roles.  Very funny.)

OOPS.  Was back one page.  This was for Scoutdog.

Granted, but the refrence was then stolen by chuck norris who delivered a super roundhouse kick to you.

 I wish for a real Proginter Class ship.

Granted, but you got HIGH and crashed it into Earth. THANKS ALOT!!!

I wish Earth was back....

Granted. Now what?

I wish Santa existed and agreed to get me everything on my Christmas list.

Granted, but everything is broken.

I wish i was more evil so i could enjoy watching Scoutdog die a little inside as he opens each present only to find it is broken.

Granted, but it's hard to break a personal millitia, 70 US Senators, and 20 tons of plutonium.

I wish I could come up with a wish

Granted.  You wish for Space Ponies!!!  Unfortunately, they're zombie Space Ponies and chew off your face.

I wish i could just find space ponies already.

Granted, but on their world, humans are their ponies and they enslave you.

 I wish my Russian forces with their tesla tanks overran the Japanses Gundam defense intiative and heir Shogu Execitor

I wish that I had known Veers was in Stewartstown and when, so we could meet in person, and I could ROFLMAO at him for wearing a Vader suit to the East side.

I wish that Veers was on tonite.

I wish that I knew how my crush felt about me, and that me and her best friend weren't going out. (I dunno, whenever I talk to my crush, I get about 1/2 to 2/3 of the signals that I look for when I check to see if a girl likes me... is it just because I'm dating her best friend, because I'm her closest guy friend, or because I like her and I'm seeing things, or is it just me?)

I wish that SD wasn't whining about insignificant things all the time.

Koda0 (^)

OCPF Score: (1)

You made four wishes, which one is official?

Wait, EAST SIDE?

He must pay. . . .

Why? For violating our turf?

Any of them will work, but I'd prefer to have at least 2 corrupted.

Koda0 (^)

OCPF Score: (1)

Well first off, SD now has porn and we will not here from him for some time. . . .

Corrupting relationship problems are not good for you at this point. . . .

Congratulations, Veers will be in Stewartstown tomorrow, but can you wait for the lies, the horrible LIIIIEEEESSSS?????!??!?!???!!?lololol??!?!?!?!11?!?!?

Oh, and Veers is on right now.

MAKE A WISH YOU ARSE

i wish koda would stop talking about relationship things

How can i corrupt a wish that's nigh on immpossible?

Just kidding, koda.

I wish people would stop posting without avatars.

Starwarrior: My relationship problems actually dominate my entire personality, given that I dress like my crush, I have to wear a mask of false emotions and lies to school everyday so nobody finds out that I don't like my gf, I like her best friend, and I have to deal w/ my crush's flirtacious personality and her constant need to be in a relationship.

Anyway, getting off that topic, They do, and they just plain stop posting period. Goodbye, Harpo, Ryat, Danie, we missed you well.

I wish that... (well, damn. All I can think about wishing for has something to do w/ my crush) that... that. .  .   . I had the new Dead By Sunrise album.

Koda0 (^)

Granted. You have the album, but there is no CD in it.

I wish my mother would see some sense and allow Pepsi within 100 feet of our house.

Granted, your house is made of pepsi, and it soaks into the earth and your homeless

Repeated from above, i wish i had an alienware computer.

Granted, but when you put in Crisis, it suddenly explodes because the Amazon seller lied and it's an very old compiter.

 I wish the Unity worshipped me.

granted but they sacrifise you so you will no longer be attached to your human body...

i wish it would show my avatar

Granted it makes us go blind

I wish that this book wasnt so scary lol

Heres an excerpt from Death Troopers

The leg was connected to a torso, covered up by another, and another, the pile growing in front of him comprising what he realized was hundreds of dismembered corpses--heads, arms, legs, and whole bodies, bare bones, many of them still dressed in rotten Imperial uniforms... hacked recklessly to pieces, still others partially devoured, whole gobbets of of flesh gnawed off. Many of the parts were bloated to the point where the skin itself had begun to split open like sausages..."