Granted, but in the first few minutes of your first practice, your foot gets caught in the pool drain and in order to free yourself to keep from drowning, you break your foot in multiple places. In the surgery to set the bones, the doctor slips while operating. You are now permanatly disabled and have a disfigured foot. When people see your foot, they cringe and openly show revolt. You go through life being shunned from "normal" people.

After several years of dispair, you turn to drugs to try to take away the pain or rather the realization of your pain. You spiral futher and further into drug addiction, getting disease upon disease, eventually dying by drowning in your own blood during a fit of coughing.

I wish for a new PC

Granted, but you get a MAC....

I wish the world would end today.

It does, but you're still on it while we get to go to Alpha Centauri.

I wish that we found another Earth-like planet pretty soon

Granted, except they don't have a ban on nuclear weapons...   

I wish that I never get sick again

Granted - you die.....

I wish for another wish.

Granted. You wish for something stupid. again. like noone saw that coming

i wish i had an X-box 360 and Halo 3

Granted, but you are lacking the Harddrive, Controller, Connecting wires, and the XBL gamerpoints /XBL subscription. Even after accumulating all of these, you still get pwned online and cry yourself to sleep daily.

I wish that Infinity Ward had made CoD5

They do but it is a waste because someone steals it before they can mass-produce it

I wish for a faster computer

You get a hugely overclocked but broken computer that will not turn on.

I wish this keyboard was bigger.

Granted. it gets so big that it has to stand up on its end to fit in the room. then it falls on u.

I wish for POWER! ULTIMATE POWER!

How original

@ veers

You get ultimate power, but it is ultimate power over your own decisions

I wish for new headphones

Granted. then you fall in water and they electrocute you.

I wish for control over the every military and technologically related item, idea, person, army, or weapon in the universe. (ie. i control all armies, all tanks, all battleships, all missiles, all aircraft. etc)

corrupt that.

They all turn against you and utterly annihilate you.

I wish for nothing.

Granted

I wish him happiness

He is finally happy. You, however, are sent to Guantanamo Bay and tortured for not making an easily corruptable wish.

I wish that i had the time and patience to make those modded X-box 360 controllers.

Granted, but your mods control only your clock radio.

I wish that whatever I wish for must be granted as is and nobody can corrupt, alter or modify the result

Granted but because you didnt wish for anything tangible you get nothing! GG

i wish for something.

Granted. The something that you wished for is a re-incarnated Micheal Jackson who hides in your closet and (g)rapes (any Whitest Kids U Know fans out there?) you every night, but vanishes during the daytime when you complain to the authorities.

I wish that my Mom would stop threatening to ground me right before my friends party just to watch me squirm my way onto her good side.

Koda0 (^)

Granted, you become emo again and she abandons you.

I wish I could make people do that, and not kill me during or afterwords.

You can make people do that. But since you forgot to define "that", the genie crashes.

I wish I had selected dome other character to chart in "The Crucible".

I wish that my friends party hadn't been cancelled.

Did I mention I would've been the ONLY guy there?

Koda0 (^)

P.S. Ifear, where the f*** have you been?

Granted. He doesn't cancel the party, but you go and are really bored.

I wish I was no longer the sole object of my parents' neuroses.

She doesn't cancel it. (she is the girl I like, too)

Anway, your parents begin to ignore you more and more, until you starve to death inside of a cardboard box outside of (insert local college name here... I kinda forgot where you lived, I think it's Ohio?)

I wish that my crush's best friend didn't like me anymore, but that we could stay friends.

Koda0 (^)

she begins to feel anger and remorse and in the end comes to your house and kills you.

i wish for this to become wordplay.

This becomes wordpaly. But we are all terrible at wordplay, so the thread dies. Slowly and painfully.

I wish I could come up with a wish.