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Halo vs Star Trek

Halo vs Star Trek

Edit: Ok everone, it looks like the Great Shink Crisis is over. I would like to thank The Undying for his help. Now the rest of you can get back to the debate here. And if anyone sees Shink point me his way; the hunt is not yet over!O:)  }:)  :cylon:  :cylon:  :cylon:  :cylon:   Send out the Cylon armies to help find Shink!

Will since things at my Halo vs Star Wars thread have come to a stop for at least now, I thought this would be interesting.

Now some ground rules I hope will keep this a bit civil: Everything for both sides MUST be canon. No insulting either side( jokes from modified quots from games, books and TV episodes are ok). No wanking, no Q will snap his fingers and destroy the Covenant and Halo rings, I don't watch much Trek but I know enough: Q and his people will be the first to grab the mega size bag of popcorn for the show. No Borg wanking, if the Borg are so powerful than why can't they conquer about 150 planets? And no wanking the Master Chief, Flood, Forerunner tech and anything I forgot. I want this to be as fair and civil as possible. 

Now lets go with a timeline of mid-TNG for ST and the end of the First Battle of Reach in Halo. Should that be a good timeline?

I suggest that if you do not know much about either side to read up on them.

Now! Let the battle begin!

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Reply #201 Top

note: edited previous post

darn, new page.  carrying over edited in info

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@GAS117; (reffering to "Well done, spartan.  I saw that explosion from orbit) On the Ark, orbit is fairly low.  at low orbit, it'd be around... 4-5 km above the surface, I think.  at high orbit, around 100km.  and the Ark has amazingly clear air, unlike Earth's.  and the Great Wall of China can actually be seen from orbit, even though it's what, 40-50 wide at max?




Quoting Orodum,
reply 21



also, a tip on Ship names: the names of ships, when written, are italicized, such as the Shadow of Intent, the Andromeda, the Galactica, and the Nemesis.  if the rest of text around it is italicized, then it is normal.  (i.e. The Shadow of Intent, and the Nemesis)



Are you really telling me how to make a post when you can't even capitalize and punctuate correctly? Right.

End of quote

nope.  I'm telling Sova about a property of ship names, which I only bother with while seriously writing.  I don't care about my capitalization, etc. in my posts.  but I maintain nearly impeccable grammar in my story writing.

don't believe me?  check out https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/331627"

Reply #202 Top

lololol sova u double postin too thats spamming son

 

u no therez a edit button rite kid?

 

but lookz like u b needin help 4 everuhtang

 

dayum go sleep kid

 

OWNED SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #203 Top

shink, here's a tip.  learn how to spell.  this is not text world.  this is a place of unlimited characters and a full keyboard.  deal with it.

OWNED SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEL

This has been a divine transmission

-Fate :ninja: :cylon: :jafo:

Reply #204 Top

lol spartan lazer is only accurate 1ce u manage to fire it without dying.



which MC could never do before snake PWND him.



FACT.



Iz not about reality iz about REALIZM



Snake is mad real on PS3 graphics

Halo is made fake n this dewd cant distinguish fantuhsee vs raeality



plus MC answers to chain of command he not the boss



SNAKE IS THE BOSS HE TAKES DOWN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!



lololol get reel gaysquare69 kidz. get reel. srsly.



MGS > Halo - mad cooler

ST > Halo - mad grander

SW > Halo - mad more fantasy



MC iz just mad low-brow lolol
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Roar! Either leave or I shall add your name to the list of those in my online trophy room who have dared to cross my path one to many times in this manner! You are the prey, I the hunter. Leave or face your fate as my latest online trophy.

This has been a transmission from SCIC battle group Cerra.

Reply #205 Top

iunno how 2 do reel KB

 

I stik wit phone numpad EZr dat weh

 

unowudimeen?

 

also snake owns MC

kirk owns MC

picard owns MC

luke skywalker owns MC

darth vader owns MC

Furbles own MC

ewoks own MC

RE zombies own MC

Chinese people own MC

kittens own MC

the lord our god and savior owns MC

santa claus owns MC

MC Hammer owns MC

 

this has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #206 Top

Quoting GrandAdmiralSova117, reply 4


Roar! Either leave or I shall add your name to the list of those in my online trophy room who have dared to cross my path one to many times in this manner! You are the prey, I the hunter. Leave or face your fate as my latest online trophy.

This has been a transmission from SCIC battle group Cerra.
End of GrandAdmiralSova117's quote

 

lolunoob

 

not skurd uf u dawg

 

I even own u @ halo ur own game dawg

 

Ken Masters owns MC

SHORYUKEN

u cant even argue bout ur vs NE more cuz ebruh 1 ownz halo

 

cuz MC is < MC HAMMER



sux4u

 

o n i playd a leak copy uf Halo ODST it sux mad rip off for full price only like 2 hrz new content mad sad

deh shuld haff put eet on PS3 gaysquare 69 not pwrful enuff

 

sux4u

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #207 Top

I will invoke the Word.  I swear I will.

*shink continues rambling*

CEASE THY BLASPHEMING AT ONCE!

*continues*

that's it.

Our Chief, who art in Armor, Hallowed be thy name.  They kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in slipspace.  Give us today our ammunition, forgive us our TKs, as we have forgiven our TKers, and lead us not to destruction, but deliver us from evil (aka shink, and the Covenant... but mainly shink)

Reply #208 Top

o n i playd a leak copy uf Halo ODST it sux mad rip off for full price only like 2 hrz new content mad sad
End of quote

that's interesting, bcuz they haven't even finished the FREAKING COMBAT MECHANICS YET!

and Bungie doesn't leak games.  both bad for business, and they're a much better company than MGS's

Quoting Shink, reply 2
lololol shink u double postin too thats spamming son

 

u no therez a edit button rite kid?

 

but lookz like u b needin help 4 everuhtang

 

dayum go sleep kid

 

who fales? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

This has been an MSF transmission.
End of Shink's quote

and I quote you, against yourself

-Fate :ninja: :cylon: :jafo:

Reply #209 Top

lolwut?

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #210 Top

Quoting Shink, reply 9
lolwut?
End of Shink's quote
exactly

Reply #211 Top

also ps ps MGS has never leekd early

 

bungie b leekin halo 2 and 3 and now ODST mad weeks eerly I no cuz I got dem allz

 

 

dun b jelouz

 

 

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #212 Top

and I have every MGS game, preleaked two years before release.

I can say shit too, but that doesn't mean it's true

Reply #213 Top

Quoting Orodum, reply 12
and I have every MGS game, preleaked two years before release.

I can say shit too, but that doesn't mean it's true
End of Orodum's quote

 

lolol y so sryz?

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #214 Top

Hail Cortana, full of guile.
Our Chief is with thee.
Blessed art thou among AI,
and blessed is the fruit of thy hacking,
tech.
Holy Cortana, AI of Halsey,
fight for us humans,
now and at the hour of our death.
Hoo-rah!

*shoots shink in the head*

and now that that's out of the way, I say we ignore him for now

Reply #215 Top

Hail Snake, full of grace.

Who pwns ur mad gay haloz.

Amen.

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #216 Top

You know i'm just derailing this thread for the lulz right?



But don't tell sova. I actually don't think he can tell.
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I guess you don't know that you have to make your post un-readble for me to not know. Its late and I am angery, if you keep derailing my thread I shall ran holy plasma fire and blessed Elites with jet packs upon thy and have Cortana destroy thy computer.

*shoots shink in the head*

and now that that's out of the way, I say we ignore him for now
End of quote

Thank you. And as I said before about my post, it just italiz that and I didn't notice until you pointed it out.

Now lets get this back on topic in the morning, its way to late.

All transmissions shall return to normal channels. This has been a UNSC transmission.

 

Reply #217 Top

Hail Snake, full of grace.



Who pwns ur mad gay haloz.



Amen.



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

Last warning before I add you to my trophy room. Either join the Halo side of ST side or leave. Thy shall feel the wrath of the seven holy rings and your easily defeted Solid Snake. MC removes helmet and causes Ark like effect that melts Shink.

This has been a UNSC transmission. Now good night.

Reply #218 Top

lol if MC removes his helmet we'll all see he looks like Archie

 

with buck teeth and freckles.

 

OWNED BROTHAAAAA


SNAKE PWNS MC WAY MORE BADAZZ

 

add me 2 ur trofee rewm lololz

 

do eet i dair u

 

This has been an MSF transmission.

Reply #219 Top

@GAS117; (reffering to "Well done, spartan. I saw that explosion from orbit) On the Ark, orbit is fairly low. at low orbit, it'd be around... 4-5 km above the surface, I think. at high orbit, around 100km. and the Ark has amazingly clear air, unlike Earth's. and the Great Wall of China can actually be seen from orbit, even though it's what, 40-50 wide at max?
End of quote

Good morning everone. Will I think that thing about the Great Wall is a myth really. If I remember correctly the Emperor had a dream looking down on Earth and could see the wall from the Moon.  

Edit: And very good story!

lol if MC removes his helmet we'll all see he looks like Archie



with buck teeth and freckles.



OWNED BROTHAAAAA





SNAKE PWNS MC WAY MORE BADAZZ



add me 2 ur trofee rewm lololz



do eet i dair u



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

So the hunt begins! You will be my latest trop-we Regret to inform you that the following transmission from GAS117 has been hijacked by UNSC AI Cortana. C: Did you know that he did have freckles when he was six? Hang on Chief, going to be a rough landing. MC: This Shink is going to see what a true soldier is! I don't sneak around in the shadows like a baby until the enemy arrives! I strike fear into the Evil Covenant Scum by destroying everything that they have. Incoming transmission to Shink from Solid Snake: You fool! Now you've doomed me! I don't have the resources to take out orbiting forces! Transmission restored to GAS117-What happend?! My computer forze... oh, looks like I won't get the chance to add you as a trophy. Bye bye! Now back on topic!

This has been a UNSC transmission.

Reply #220 Top

Well I have re-read your earlier post since I was tired when I read them last night.

Edit: By the Seven Holy Rings, by the Forerunner LEARN TO SPELL Shink! Now as I said at the end of this post, back on topic.

Edit: Where is everyone? Time to get back to the battle for the fate of two galaxies.

Edit: And can anyone translate what Shink posts?

gay mass produced Spartan IIIs
End of quote

Do you even know how good the Spartan III's were, the only reason they never had more then a three hundred at a time was because of the risk of each mission. The III's are just as good as the II's.

Iz not about reality iz about REALIZM



Snake is mad real on PS3 graphics

Halo is made fake n this dewd cant distinguish fantuhsee vs raeality
End of quote

"Snake is mad real on PS3 graphics"? The only bad graphics in H3 were on Admiral Hood, he was the only one that didn't look just right. And you do know that know that I have re-read and am angery then before that I will now use my greatest ally... Dark Helmet!" All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!" And know for the last time if you will stop de-railing my thread; BACK ON TOPIC! And if you do continue posting here either fight for Halo or ST! And learn to spell!  

This has been a UNSC transmission.

Reply #221 Top

I even own u @ halo ur own game dawg
End of quote

Now I am really happy I re-read your post! You have dared to speak the ultimate insult and challenge to me! I have lay waste to all enemies I have ever faced! I have destroyed my enemies in the first three Halo games, I have conquered Brute Force, Conflict Desert Storm, KOTOR and many other games! But no one has ever dared to challenge me in my realm! And now it is far to late to back out at this point, your fate as my latest online trophy is confirmed. Start running, I will let the others get back to debating will I deal with you.

This has been a UNSC transmission.  

Reply #222 Top

I would like to say sorry to everone else besides Shink about all the posts I am putting up. 

lolumad cuz u no im rite



MGS > EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING > HALO

therefore MGS > HALO (duh)



and obviously STAR TREK WITHIN EVERYTHING



STAR TREK > HALO





but star trek dun even matter cause the thread dun even rly make sense I mean 4reel tho who even compares ST to some noob vidya gaem on gaysquare 69 besides DEM FANBOIZ WIT AXEZ 2 GRYND



lol MC is Marcus Fenix'z GF and dey both gettin married soon geyz



lololol NE WAIZ glad u mad. Shoz im rite.



SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!





This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

Oh, am I glad I read this stuff over! YOU DARE TO CALL HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED A NOOB GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND BY THE SEVEN RINGS LEARN TO SPELL AND ALSO STOP CALLING THE MASTER CHIEF AND EVERYTHING HALO GAY!!!!!!!!!

You think you are "rite" because I am mad?! You will feel my wrath! No one talks about my favorite game and calls it gay and gets away with it! And about that tank, how can a tank beat giant starships that can destroy the entire surface of worlds?! And also about the chain of command thing, you do know that he can do stuff himself and just start blowing everything up, right? And also all MC has to do for more fun is take the H2 Scarab Walker, since they can only be destroyed from inside and there would be an energy shield blocking the way so Solid Snake would die!\o/  :waaaa:  :waaaa:  x_x  x_x   

This hunt shall be fun! Hahahaha! Good night everone(except Shink, who shall have nightmares of the Shadows from Orodum's story!) and have a good week!

This has been a UNSC transmission.  

Reply #223 Top

Sorry again, this is my last post for to night.

lololol shink u double postin too thats spamming son



u no therez a edit button rite kid?



but lookz like u b needin help 4 everuhtang
End of quote

iunno how 2 do reel KB



I stik wit phone numpad EZr dat weh



unowudimeen?



also MC owns snake

kirk and MC friends

picard and MC friends

luke skywalker and MC friends

MC owns darth vader

MC owns Furbles 

MC owns ewoks

MC own RE zombies

Chinese people and MC on same side, aka against the Covenant.

kittens and MC friends

MC is the lord our god and savior

santa claus and MC friends

MC owns MC Hammer(who ever that is) 



this has been an MSF transmission.

End of quote

Your own post turn on you. Mahahahaha! Thish has been a UNSC transmission. And good night again everone but Shink! 

Reply #224 Top

To all you halo fanboys, Sova especially.

Face facts.

SOLID SNAKE KICKS MASTER CHIEF'S ASS.



That must be why you had to move on from MGS vs. HALO topics to something as nonsensical as Star Trek vs. Halo!

METAL GEAR REX WOULD EAT EVER SPACE SHIP IN THE HALO UNIVERSE AND SHIT IT OUT.


because it's a NUCLEAR EQUIPPED WALKING BATTLE TANK.



METAL GEEEEAR.

BROTHA!



OWNED I OWNED YOU SOLID SNAKE, BROTHAAAA!



This has been an MSF transmisson.



ps UNSC is gay
End of quote

To all Halo fanboys (Sova Especially), face the facts - Solid Snake kick's Master Chief's ass. This must be why you had to move on from MGS vs. HALO topics to something as nonsensical as Star Trek vs. Halo! Metal Gear's Rex would eat every spaceship in the Halo universe and shit it out because he's a nuclear-armed walking battle tank. Metal Gear is awesome brother! I owned your 'Solid Snake', brother!

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission.+++

 

P.S. The UNSC is gay.


lolololol

U wish MC could hit anything with spartan lazar. by the time you finish charging up U R CQC'D DEAL WIDDIT but yeh anyway snake doesn't even need powered armor to judo-pwn every single living being in the entire halo universe PLUS he eats powered armors for breakfasts SNAKE > CYBORG NINJA > MC HAMMER > MC SPARTAN > gay mass produced Spartan IIIs > NO ONE NOT EVEN A LITTLE KITTY

ps lol UNSC isn't real neither is covenant have fun fake playing with ur army men dont ask dont tell rite?

its okay ur parents will still luv u



mebbe not.



OWNNNEDD BROTHAAAA PS34EVAR xbox360 more like gaysquare 69



This has been an MSF transmission
End of quote

LOL, you wish you could hit anything with your Spartan Laser. By the time you finish charging up you're cocked, deal with it. Anyway, Snake doesn't need powered armor to Judo-pawn every single living being in the entire universe, plus he eats powered armour for breakfast. Snake > Cyborg Ninja > MC Hammer > MC Spartan > Gay mass production of Spartan IIIs > No one - not even a little kitty.

BTW, the UNSC isn't real LOL; neither is covenant. Have fun playing with your army men. Don't ask and don't tell right?

It's okay, your parents still love you... maybe not.

PS3 owns, brother! Xbox 360? More like Gaysquare 69.

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lolumad cuz u no im rite

MGS > EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING > HALO

therefore MGS > HALO (duh)

and obviously STAR TREK WITHIN EVERYTHING

STAR TREK > HALO





but star trek dun even matter cause the thread dun even rly make sense I mean 4reel tho who even compares ST to some noob vidya gaem on gaysquare 69 besides DEM FANBOIZ WIT AXEZ 2 GRYND



lol MC is Marcus Fenix'z GF and dey both gettin married soon geyz



lololol NE WAIZ glad u mad. Shoz im rite.

SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, you're mad because I'm right.

MGS > Everything

Everything > Halo

Therefore, MGS > Halo (Duh!)

Obviously, Star Trek is part of everything, so:

Star Trek > Halo

But then Star Trek doesn't even matter because this thread doesn't really make sense. I mean really though, who even compares ST to some nooby video game for the Gaysquare 69? Besides, the fanboys have axes to grind.

LOL, MC is Marcus Fenix's girlfriend and they're getting married soon. Gays.

LOL, I'm glad you're mad. It shows I'm right.

Snake rules!

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lol spartan lazer is only accurate 1ce u manage to fire it without dying.



which MC could never do before snake PWND him.



FACT.



Iz not about reality iz about REALIZM



Snake is mad real on PS3 graphics

Halo is made fake n this dewd cant distinguish fantuhsee vs raeality



plus MC answers to chain of command he not the boss

SNAKE IS THE BOSS HE TAKES DOWN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!



lololol get reel gaysquare69 kidz. get reel. srsly.



MGS > Halo - mad cooler

ST > Halo - mad grander

SW > Halo - mad more fantasy



MC iz just mad low-brow lolol



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, the Spartan Laser is only accurate once you manage to fire it without dying, which MC could never do before Snake pawned him. Fact.

It's not about reality, it's about realism. Snake looks seriously real on PS3 graphics; Halo looks fake and this guy can't distinguish between fantasy and reality, plus MC answers to chain of command - he's not the boss. Meanwhile Snake IS the boss, he brings down the chain of command!

LOL, get real Gaysquare 69 kids, get real. Seriously.

MGS > Halo - much cooler

ST > Halo - much larger

SW > Halo - much more fantasy

MC is just crazy on low-brow graphics, LOL.

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lololol sova u double postin too thats spamming son



u no therez a edit button rite kid?



but lookz like u b needin help 4 everuhtang



dayum go sleep kid



OWNED SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, Sova you're double posting too. That's spamming son. You do know there's an edit button right, kid? But it looks like you need help with eveything.

Orodum, go to sleep kid.

Snake owns!

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


iunno how 2 do reel KB



I stik wit phone numpad EZr dat weh



unowudimeen?



also snake owns MC

kirk owns MC

picard owns MC

luke skywalker owns MC

darth vader owns MC

Furbles own MC

ewoks own MC

RE zombies own MC

Chinese people own MC

kittens own MC

the lord our god and savior owns MC

santa claus owns MC

MC Hammer owns MC



this has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

I don't know how to use a keyboard. I stick with the phone numpad, it's easier that way.

[I don't have the faintest idea - Ed.]

Snake owns MC.

Kirk owns MC.

Picard owns MC.

Luke Skywalker owns MC.

Darth Vader owns MC.

Furbies own MC.

Ewoks own MC.

RE zombies own MC.

Chinese people own MC.

Kittens own MC.

The Lord our Saviour owns MC.

Santa Claus owns MC.

MC Hammer owns MC.

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lolunoob



not skurd uf u dawg



I even own u @ halo ur own game dawg



Ken Masters owns MC

SHORYUKEN

u cant even argue bout ur vs NE more cuz ebruh 1 ownz halo



cuz MC is < MC HAMMER



sux4u



o n i playd a leak copy uf Halo ODST it sux mad rip off for full price only like 2 hrz new content mad sad

deh shuld haff put eet on PS3 gaysquare 69 not pwrful enuff



sux4u



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, you noob. I'm not scared of you dog.

Kendo Masters owns MC

SHORYUKEN

You can't even argue about the versus anymore because everyone owns Halo and because MC < MC Hammer. Sucks for you.

Oh, I played a leaked copy of Halo ODST. It sucks and it's a real rip-off at full price. I only liked it for 2 hours, and the new content was really sad. They should have made it for the PS3, the Gaysquare 69 isn't powerful enough. Sucks for you.

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lolwut?



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, what?

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


also ps ps MGS has never leekd early



bungie b leekin halo 2 and 3 and now ODST mad weeks eerly I no cuz I got dem allz





dun b jelouz







This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

Also, MGS has never been leaked early.

Bungie's been leaking Halo 2 and 3 and now ODST many weeks early. I know this because I've got them all. Don't be jealous.

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lolol y so sryz?



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, why so serious?

 

+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


Hail Snake, full of grace.

Who pwns ur mad gay haloz.

Amen.



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

Hail Snake, full of grace, who pawns your really gay Halo. Amen.


+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


lol if MC removes his helmet we'll all see he looks like Archie



with buck teeth and freckles.



OWNED BROTHAAAAA


SNAKE PWNS MC WAY MORE BADAZZ



add me 2 ur trofee rewm lololz



do eet i dair u



This has been an MSF transmission.
End of quote

LOL, if MC removes his helmet he'll look like Archie with buck teeth and freckles.

Owned brother!

Snake pawns MC and does it way more badass.

Add me to your trophy room, LOL. Do it, I dare you.


+++This has been an MSF transmission+++


Professional verdict: The human mind was never built to withstand such proverbial rape. Shink, you really need to stay in school or risk living off benefits for the rest of your life.

The Undying. :moo: :ninja: :jafo:

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Reply #225 Top

Good thing I stopped by! Thank you The Undying for this, now I and everone can read Shink's post. Thank you very much, now I hope we can get back on topic without anything else going wrong.

This as been a UNSC transmission.