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Yo Mama Joke Game

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Yo Mama Joke Game

from Stardock Forums

Ok this is the game works...

When I say go you say as many Yo Mama Jokes as possible but don't take any of them offencive.It's just to see which ones are funnier than others.If someone posts a Yo Mama Joke that's actully about someone that's really offencive or discusting just report them or send a message saying who and what the person said. Rules

1.No discusting Posts!

2.Do not use names or usernames!

3.Don't spam alot of jokes!

4.NEVER post jokes with swears!

5.DO NOT MAKE JOKES THAT ARE RELIGOUS OR THREATNING TO OTHER USERS!!!

Have Fun! GO!

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Reply #26 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting TheManicK, reply 18
deine mutter schubst kinder vom fahrrad und riecht am sattel.

 

#1.

 

now translate it
End of TheManicK's quote

that's german which states:

"yo mamma pushes the bike and smells the saddle" ? am i right on that one?  not really good in german but i can understand a bit. :)

Reply #27 from Sins Forums Top

yo mama so FAT that two kids ran around her and never came back!

yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE (thai) Fighter!

yo mama so stupid she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!

yo momma so old she sat next to Moses in Pre-school!

yo momma so ugly she can look at someone and make their faces melt!

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Reply #28 from Demigod Forums Top

Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age-she died

Yo momma's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, she did

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Reply #29 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

yo momma's so fat, her grad photo was an aerial

Reply #31 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Im not trying to be racist

 

Yo momma so black they had to tape her in NightVision.

Yo momma so white she made a guy go blind.

Yo momma is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said "STOP THAT TWINKY!"

Reply #32 from Elemental Forums Top

Yo momma is so fat after I circumnavigated her all my boats got +1 movement points. :grin:  

Reply #33 from Sins Forums Top

yo momma so fat jabba the hutt said 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!'

yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry

yo momma so stupid she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories

yo momma so stupid that she went inside to grab a spoon when I told her was chilly outside

yo momma so fat it takes 2 Death Stars to blow her up

yo momma so ugly that when you were born all your father could think was 'Dear God let it not look like her!'

yo momma so fat she didnt know she was pregnant with you until her water broke

Reply #34 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting jshores, reply 32
Yo momma is so fat after I circumnavigated her all my boats got +1 movement points.  
End of jshores's quote

 

hahahhaaha!!

Reply #35 from Sins Forums Top

Lol mishyu long time no see.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air for joy and got stuck

Reply #36 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo momma is so skiny if she jumps off a building she wont fall......she'll glide

Reply #37 from Sins Forums Top

Yo momma so poor that I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette and she yelled out 'WHO SHUT OFF THE HEAT?'