Enough is enough, I demand answers

I c wut u did there

Make sure your toaster isn't on at the same time and that you're wearing your left shoe on your right foot. That should fix it.

Watch out for cell phones, microwaves, refrigerators, routers, computers, people, cats, dogs, other pets, smoke detectors (and other sources of radiation).

... really dude... this is a joke right?

uhm... alright.... yeah.... ok....

hi.

Just add water.

yup... jokey jokester.

I know what you mean. If I have Impluse loaded my tv flashes up an image of frogboy on a throne every 5 minutes or so.

My cat hisses and runs out of the room the dog trys to bite my leg.

I would like this to stop.

After installing Demigod and removing my hard drive my computer will no longer boot.  Please fix it.

I ejaculate prematurely whenever Impulse is on....i mean seriously, a month on and theres till problems like this??? my first stardock game and my last...

also be sure all windows are closed to keep digital signals from leaking out, therefore enhance the signals.  Also, it helps if you play the song Billy Jean by mj @ 68 decibels.  hope that helps!

You can fix this by getting some nasal spray from your doctor. But impluse DID give me hairy hands.

You have to make sure the right Ports (aka windows) are open. That should fix your problem.

Hmm i feel somewhat better. Got an email from Stardock support who confirmed the Billy Jean method actually helps.

Billy Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who says that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. 

I got another confession to make, I'm no fool

op is straight thuggin

Furthmore I demand a fix for my unbalanced coffee building time!!!!