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Curried Cabbage WB

Curried Cabbage WB

or...who's got the guts

     In keeping with the finest of traditions I attribute to the great skinners of the WC community. I have but a single question. With all the jibe about curried cabbage what would a WB look like if someone would dare make one using the now infamous 'curried cabbage' as a theme. Any takers?

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Yes, I have no life and take entirely to many pain killers.

 

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*_*

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I think we still have gasssss

Thats not gas its one of those new air-powered vibrators   Just check the facial expression. :P

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Yes, I have no life and take entirely to many pain killers.

 

I dare u to make that blind. :rofl:

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The start menu is truly awesome. You've got the right...shall we say...aromatic sense:rofl: :w00t: :rofl:

Seriously though it looks really good. And believe it or not I think it has real potential as a blind. I especially like the head in the gas mask. Cool!:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Sorry...I was turning the start button into a transparancy.

Hey V... make a task bar.... green?

 

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taskbar is nothing but a rectangle, I'm almost positive Po can handle that. :yes:

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Just check the facial expression.

Nah that was the last of the gass coming out with  extra choke XD

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 23

Quoting starkers, reply 20

Hey Doc, I know this should go in your Medical Advice Column, but it is pertinent here... regarding that 'elective surgery.  To prevent spillage/waste when filling the vials, do you thing I should have sphincter surgery to ensure there's no waste or leakage?  I mean, if I'm getting in truckloads of cabbage and curry powder, not to mention sour cream and/pr natural yoghurt at a cost, it is going to be too expensive a commodity to waste.... and of course, I don't want the Hazmat/CDC people knocking on my door over excessive emissions.

Oh, and another medical question: once my gall bladder is removed, will I 'bark' less???
 

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Due to the completely deplorable lack of discipline a certain Piratical member has shown by posting his question in an open to the public eye rather than in a  'blind' Medical Advice Thread by email/pm, he can no longer claim medical confidentiality.

1. If such sphincter surgery were performed, it would violate the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, for one and secondly would probably kill you, Captain. I mean, think about it: Closing off the only path of decompression would cause the obliteration of Australia, Micro and Macronesia, Indonesia and The Bismark Archipelago, Bikini Island, Sumatra and Iwo Jima along with Papaete. In fact, the ensuing Tsunami would probably end all life on earth except for 2 cockroaches in the far north of Norway, and some blind, deaf and concussed monstrosities in the Marianas Trench. The shock wave will shatter the moon and alter the Earth's orbit as well as causing adjustments in the orbits of our neighboring planets. It would probably reach the Klingons circling Uranus.

2. Yes, you'll bark less, but when you do bark, it will signal the end of life on Earth. It will, in a very apropos way be "Gabriel's Trumpet" and will cause the End of Days (nights too) AND The End (from starkers' "end").

One might therefore correctly reason that the most deadly weapon of mass destruction would be a small needle and relatively short length of thread required to sew up that "Avenue of Decompression" (located not far from the Boulevard Desanus).

OK, then, the surgery is out!  How about a plastic funnel of sorts.... and would it aggravate my haemhorroids?  :rofl: :-"

I think we still have gasssss

It would seems so... but she obviously doesn't eat curried cabbage.... the gas cloud isn't green.  Oh, and with all that extra choke, one would imagine the skid marks are gonna be huge.

:w00t:

 

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I think we still have gasssss

Thats not gas its one of those new air-powered vibrators

I'm just a bit curious here, v.... from what I hear, those air powered vibrators are still in alpha and have only been realeased to select testers, you wouldn't happen to be one of them, would you????   More to the point, do they work better than battery powered?  Just asking cos I could use something effective and cheap to run to massage my gall bladder when it acts up.

:-" :w00t: ;P

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Nice work, PO!:thumbsup:

I see a face in that cabbage, Doc. o_O

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Quoting Xiandi, reply 13
Nice work, PO!

I see a face in that cabbage, Doc.

Yep...that was the point...Alien Face Cabbage Button, or perhaps a new superhero? We'll never know. Smedley ate it.

Seeing faces in cabbages isn't that odd, Lady X, if you stare long enough:

 

 

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starkers...they also have a hybrid version. Either a 'plug-in' or...one with an 8 x 4 solar panel for outdoor sports.

DRJBHL...Alien Face Cabbage for the user pane? Who can we get to pose for the avatar:maybe: :-"

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DRJBHL...Alien Face Cabbage for the user pane? Who can we get to pose for the avatar

Nope..I like Po's. As for the avatar....hmmm...a certain Ozzie comes to mind.  *_*

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I find this curried cabbage WB idea totally amazing, given it started as a bit of fun in the 'Joe User-Joke User" thread (which I and a few others pirated) a couple of years back.  At the time I had no idea the Curried cabbage thing would take on a life of its own... but here we are today, perpetuating its existence with thoughts of creating a dedicated skin.  Who knows, it could even become a community suite with a range of curried cabbage components to grace even the most discerning ripper's desktop... docks, Xion and/or Winamp, icons, a cursor, Winstep Xtreme, right click and so on... and I wonder if our dear friend Fairyy~ could be persuaded to do some DX components, even a Rainy???

We know that if farting is involved, RedNeckDude 'll jump at the chance.  And I'm sure Messiah1 can produce a few squeakers... and Bilbo a couple of DX rippers.... so how about it people?  No need to get your hands dirty... and the smell-o-vision component would be added AFTER your contributions.....  to prevent fainting spells mid-pixel.... SkinStudio taking a fit: "Sorry, SkinStudio has met with an unexpected error and has to close."  And I suppose in the bigger picture, family members may take exception to the smell and banish you and your puter to the garage or garden shed.  So the smerll-o-vision is out until the rest is completed... tho I thought lick-o-vision could prove useful to those who have not tried curried cabbage as yet... you know, a free taste test. :-" :w00t:

Who'd have ever thunk it.... skins to celerbrate pure farting power? :rofl: :w00t: :-"  

If the truth be known, while I do enjoy a serving of curried cabbage, I have absolutley no idea if it really has the gas producing qualities attributed throughout these threads.  I fart even at the slightest exertion, regardless of what I've eaten, tho I must admit, the barks do seem much louder after a plate of my favourite fare.  :w00t: :rofl:   So I guess it must.

Anyhow, while I'm no skinner, I'm up for the Vista logon and boot... maybe even a few cabbage icons for OD,. etc. ;)

 

BTW, Po, I quite like that start panel design... that is superbly spiffing, tho I wonder if the green could be a little lighter and more cabbage-like texture-wise.... and maybe the red panels more of a curry colour.  Just a thought to give it a little bit more authenticity, tho, you're the man with the talent and ability, so far be it for me to offer more than suggestions.

And Doc, that start button idea is just the ticket.... love it. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

As for the avatar....hmmm...a certain Ozzie comes to mind.

Would that pose be with or without green gas cloud??  :rofl:

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well.. thinking about it curry is sort of a light poop color isn't it :D

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I think this is cool.  I would definitely put it on my desktop. If I'm havin a bad day I bet it would cheer me up.

1*  2* 3* 4* 5* :grin:

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tho I wonder if the green could be a little lighter and more cabbage-like texture-wise.... and maybe the red panels more of a curry colour. Just a thought to give it a little bit more authenticity,

well.. thinking about it curry is sort of a light poop color isn't it

 

Do you peopel even HEAR yourselves??????  I thought this was a joke. A knda of 'what if'.   You know, there is a world outside your doors!    Though, I could work on the start window being more cabge like. I don't know about the brown, but I could try it, I guess.

 

I would definitely put it on my desktop.

No. No, you wouldn't. And those kinds of remarks just encourage them! And if you did, we would want a screenshot and you would have to have your face in the wallpaper. And a doctors note.

 

 

 

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This is incredible...OMG...I could be looking at an actual WB of curried cabbage...HOT DAMN!!!!!...There's a wall...a start button and task bar...a start panel. It's even got an avatar. Holy guacamole (is that how you spell it Zubaz?). C'mon Po...you know you love this stuff:w00t: I'd like to see Fairry~ and maybe Lovely62 doing widgets and a rainy. Let me thank in advance everyone who jumps on this greenish/brown bandwagon and hope nobody slips off in the goop:P .

quote...celebrating pure farting power...unquote.

Messiah1...Bilbo...RedneckDude...starkers...vStyler...DRJBHL...IROKONESS...mrs starkers...Xiandi...Po Smedley...did I miss anybody:maybe:  Even if I did you know who you are. Even if it doesn't get off the ground this has been and I hope will continue to be a real...GASSSS:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  

   Okay troops.....fart awaaaaaay!!! 

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 20


Do you peopel even HEAR yourselves?????? 

And a doctors note.

OK, Smedley:



 

 

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And a doctors note.

Were you thinking of something like this?

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[quote] Do you peopel even HEAR yourselves?????? I thought this was a joke. A knda of 'what if'.[/quote]

Yeah, but that "what if" has taken on momentum and must now become a reality.... curried cabbage munchers of the World would be highly diappointed if it did not come to fruition.  And then there are those who have yet to sample this glorious fare, it would be a travesty not to provide them with a suite of curried cabbage skins to celebrate their very first taste test and enjoyment of this exquisite dish.

:-" :w00t: ;P

You know, there is a world outside your doors!

Yeah, where there's 'fresh air'!!!!   Now c'mon, that's not getting into the spirits of things... no siree.  So, hoe into a bowl of curried cabbage, stink up the room for inspiration, and push those green/light poopy coloured pixels around until we have a wonderous, digitally enhanced monument to the pure farting power that is curried cabbage.  Now start munching and get to work.

:w00t: :rofl: :-"

Even if I did you know who you are. Even if it doesn't get off the ground this has been and I hope will continue to be a real...GASSSS

It had BETTER get off the ground!  I just got in a truckload of cabbage and curry powder (and at great expense, I might add) to get started on the smell-o-vision component.... and to impregnate the boot and logon for added effect. So yeah, this project is important... otherwise, if I'm not bottling the gas behind sealed closed doors, I can see all my neighbours selling up and moving... that's IF they can find buyers.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 23

And a doctors note.

Were you thinking of something like this?
   

Well there you have it folks.... a bone-fide doctors note.  Now you have no excuse.  This note will exonerate you to those who simply do not understand, not to mention being a precautionary measure if those nice young men in the clean white coats are coming to take you away ho-ho he-he ha-ha.  Yup, the Doc's note should cover it all.... so get to work and be proud that your contribtion will benefit mankind for eons to come. Curried cabbage is full of vitamins and is non-fattening, so think of your part as contributing to a slimmer, healthier society.

:w00t: :rofl: :-" ;P

 

 

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what would a WB look like if someone would dare make one using the now infamous 'curried cabbage' as a theme.

Could I request a Red Cabbage substyle?...:D