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Just trying to air out mine brain and think of stuff. So...is there a brand x out there. Like the Acme from the cartoons or....
Well, one was the Chevy Nova in South America...you see, "No va" in Spanish means "Doesn't go".
Another would be the Ford Edsel.
The Mac Powerbook G5, The G4 Cube, and a funny...why not? worth1000.com has some funny Photoshops....here's one, there are many.
The iDo: 
Guess no one got the point...bwahhahah. 
How about:
Botox for backsides: Buttox.
Helicopter ejector seats.
Pretends- adult diapers for those who think they are in the bathroom.
The "Lil' Sharpshooter Dick Cheney Signature Point-N-Shoot Fun Gun".
Reasonable CEO salaries.
Extreme dentistry.
Carbonated Milk.
Dehydrated water.
Recycled food.
Now here's a 'brand-x of Biblical proprtions... The Politicians Handbook: Honesty & Keeping Promises.
*apparently it makes more sense when read back to front*
Qualifies as "World's Shortest Book". Or was that taken already by "Ethics Practiced by Politicians, Bankers and CEO's"?
No, I believe that honor was taken by "Wall Street Ethics".
Actually, if you even stood on balsa wood it would break. It was really a process called "Duramold",
"The Duramold process is a plywood-like series of thin wood laminations, with grains laid perpendicular to each other. Workers permeating the laminations with plastic glue, then they shaped and heated the pieces until cured. The result is a material that many engineers agreed was both lighter and stronger than aluminum."
The Spruce Goose was actually a marvel in its time. Impractical, yes, but still ahead of its time.
dehydrated water, huh? when i was a senior in high school, i sold cans of dehydrated water to a few select freshmen until Mr. Coblentz asked me not to. about 20 cans were sold. i called it "H2O Mixture" and said they needed it for chemistry class.
You see...there are brand x's out there. You just got to know which turn to leave unstoned
not surprisingly Butthole paste never really made a big impact in the sandwich spread market.
i coulda swore somebody did something (just can't remember if it was a wall, skin, odock icon, dtx, ???) named Brand X a loooonnnggg time ago...
I think both copies were initially released on postage stamps.... however, since bankers, CEO's and politicians found several/most chapters to be inconsequential. both editions have been abridged and now come on a speck of dust.
Apparently bookstores have issues with keeping track of stocks... one New York bookstore apprehended a 'seemingly' dandruff laden politician and accused/had him charged with shoplifting multiple copies.
Another brand-x tome not selling so well is the "Stockbrokers & Mortgagers Customer Service Guide" Apparently, I Fleecem's "Ultimate Pyramid/Ponzi Schemes" is outselling it 20,000 to 1.
Indeed. You should also have noted the learned Counsellors at Law: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
They authored Corpus Juris Ridiculous and Pediculosis pubis, and apparantly Madoff with billions.
And then there was the woman who, prior to the last US election, authored a book named "No More Bush"
Apparently it's a how to regarding shaving/doing extreme bikini lines.... tho sales are poorish except in porn capitals. 
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