THE BEST:

1955 compared to 2009... We are lucky we get a home cooked meal waiting for us when we get home from work.
Guide to being a House Wife 2009;
- You arnt a house wife, its 2009
- Ask him to go out for dinner, or pick something up on his way home from work.... everyday...
- When he gets home, tell him your tired, youve been running around all day, and refuse sex.
- Bitch and moan about...everything
lol ![]()
- Mord
You need my number... ![]()


yes, mord, yes. my fiancee can't even cook. /sigh again
Next time get yourself a nice european girl instead
all of them know how to cook, all of them work unless you say otherwise
and all of them will enjoy sex even if not in the mood
its the east european mantality and both males and females are happy with it.
Guide to being a House Wife 2009;
- You arnt a house wife, its 2009
- Ask him to go out for dinner, or pick something up on his way home from work.... everyday...
- When he gets home, tell him your tired, youve been running around all day, and refuse sex.
- Bitch and moan about...everything
lol
- Mord
You've met the wrong type of women. ![]()
I cook pretty damn well, I can make anything out of anything. I don't even use recipes, I just look at stuff and go.. hmm.. this smell good... and this smell good.. and this looks... well.. still edible.. *throws it all together, put in a fuckload of seasoning, keep my fingers cross it won't kill anyone* WAH LA!
And wtf do you mean when HE gets home? We both get home at the same time and well.. sex isn't an issue. lol
Plus, we clean together or he cleans when I'm not home or vice versa. And we bitch and moan about everything to each other and tell each other to stfu and quit bitching. lmao
It's 2009, it's no longer up to the woman to cook and clean, but up to the couple to take care of their own fucking mess. Well, I'd like to cook with my bf but (sorry babe... but it's true.. I still LOOOOVE you tho) he's useless in the kitchen. lol
hey, old guys are hot. Droopy balls and decaying flesh is in man.
You need my number...
lol *takes out pen and paper* ....
well? lol
Quoting EviliroN, reply 5yes, mord, yes. my fiancee can't even cook. /sigh again
Next time get yourself a nice european girl instead
all of them know how to cook, all of them work unless you say otherwise
and all of them will enjoy sex even if not in the mood
its the east european mantality and both males and females are happy with it.
................
unless YOU say otherwise?
*bow down to the master*
PENIS POWER! FTW!
/sarcasm.
well, i mean, i am a bad ass cook, i am just saying. times. different.
edit: damn you mish, check your pm
lol thank god, I left my ex cuz he still thought a woman's place was in the kitchen. Man, fuck you! Get your own fat ass something to eat. grr.. wow.. sry.. rage.. wow.. rage..
*breathe*
all better.
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Reduced 50%Original 1200 x 777
I just read that...
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*time travels to beat the crap out of all men* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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umm. Evil.. I replied back like.. half an hour ago. lol



i am just saying. chivalry is dead for a reason ![]()
And good home made meals are dead for a reason too. ![]()
um, both women's fault? hehe

And good home made meals are dead for a reason too. ![]()
NEVER MY MUMS(aussie) AN AWESOME COOK!
rofl!!!!!!!! Yes, it's always the women's fault. Pandora's box. Woman. Kicked out of Eden. Woman. The plague. Woman. Blue balls. Woman. Cancer, Aids, the war between the muslims, woman.
Well, on behalf of the women: *Kicks all the males in the balls*
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And good home made meals are dead for a reason too.
NEVER MY MUMS(aussie) AN AWESOME COOK!
your mum isn't from this generation though.
at least you understand
*breathe*
all better.
Lol girl take it easy, nothing sexist here...
when i said "unless YOU say otherwise?" i ment that if the girl dont want to work
then the partner agree or he dosnt agree, thats all
if the partner dosnt agree, and the girl still prefares to sit at home, then its hers problem really
as sooner or later she will end up alone...
no one forces you to do anything, but for every dissision you make there may be results that you may not like...
Lol girl take it easy, nothing sexist here...
when i said "unless YOU say otherwise?" i ment that if the girl dont want to work
then the partner agree or he dosnt agree, thats all
if the partner dosnt agree, and the girl still prefares to sit at home, then its hers problem really
as sooner or later she will end up alone...
no one forces you to do anything, but for every dissision you make there may be results that you may not like...
lol I know it was a joke, I wasn't serious.
The rage was from thinking of my ex *cough*asshole*cough*
Yes, it's always the women's fault.
at least you understand
lol *slaps you* smartass.
my favorite:

oh and my balls are impervious to cyber-kicking. fyi
i am drunk now and have to wake up for work in 5.5 hrs. night


lucky basturrrdd.. I've been sober for ages. ![]()





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