Being a Wal-Mat greeter is not a job for everyone.

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Maxine and her job at Wal-Mart‏

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,  Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.  As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'    

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't  twins.  The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?'    

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.   

:rofl:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Received this yesterday in an email and just had to share.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

So sorry you! lost your! job. lol

Man she was woman what if she were ugly.

my first day on the job
It shud have been night then you would realise her beauty.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

LOL....yep, a Walmart greeter. Just spoke about that very subject with WebGizmos. Totally weird that you brought it up!

A blonde decided to try horseback riding, even though she had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounted the horse unassisted and it immediately sprang into motion.

It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde began to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabbed for the horse's mane, but could not seem to get a firm grip. She tried to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slid down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse galloped along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempted to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot became entangled in the stirrup, and she was now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She started to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, saw her and unplugged the horse.

:grin:

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love it DrJBHL.

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thought you might, bro.  :thumbsup: ;)