In the news..

Guess I'll start...

D. Oh great... another frog on my ass

E Hugo... I go go.

F. I wanted a pink one

C...whats so bad about being drunk?...ask that glass of bubbly.

A "I wanna be like Mike"

B I got nothing.....too weird

C "Damn that was sour!"

D "Yippy kai aye!"

E Thumb fight....$5 on the guy with the red tie!

F That's just sick......the guy should just buy one of those blow up dolls or something.......

B... Does this make my butt look big? I better get a steak dinner for doing this...

B and F...I am SO getting my ass kicked on the way home

I don't think so... then again.. ive never seen u

(a lot of the fun may be in the retorts)

D...froggy went a courtin',he did ride,uh huh uh huh...

A: Just how am I supposed to dribble this?

B: Who was that dog I saw you out with last night?

C: Nothing like having your own still,eh Granny?

D: Faster fool,we aren't in the crosswalk!

E:I can tell this guy ain't from the hood.

F:Mans best friend or not,when I get outta this thing I'm biting his sorry ass!

D "Follow that chicken!" or "Hurry!....the chicken's getting away!"

you forget something important V.., thepiratebay.org owners: Frederik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, Carl Lundstrom and Peter Sunder Kolmisoppi were found guilty for the crime of "promoting" illegal or copy right stuff as: movies, songs and software.., all this by a Norwegian court. They will be one year on jail and have to pay "3 million dollars" in fines....

...and they argue that "they didn't host any kind of software or else.., they just gave the service to post the torrents link"

oww..,

i'm sorry i didn't get the meaning of this post till i read it completely

A- Kobe who? or....Water Jordan.

B- John skinned me....my name's "Prowler"

C- Drink and live longer?!  I'm sixteen!

D- Frogs? Yeah, we're frogs....but we taste like chicken! OR "He never finishes his leaps!"

E- "Kumbaya" by Hugo First.

F- Skinhit as portrayed by Po' Smedley.

or...Doc said I would live longer if I quit drinking...I said no,it will just seem longer doc.

Guy has cancer...goes to the doc and asks for help. Doc tells him no chemo no radiation no surgery. C'mon.. the guy begs...so the doc thinks for a minute and says:

OK....marry a woman from Brooklyn and move to Montana.....won't actually live longer, but it'll sure as hell seem that way!

A: but I wanted the blue pill

C: ...and I replied garghaarghglargh and he understood perfectly...

D: you've got five seconds more...

E: yo dude, gimme five...

F: man, that was one helluva fart...

A: Mine...mine...all mine...go 'way.

B: Jealous huh?

C: Yum!

D: Nothin' a low flyin' chevy can't cure.

E: One kilo to go please.

F: This is em-bare-ass-ing.

A: Damn, I wish they'd make these reflux pills smaller.

B: Being a dog in the Royal Family can have it's disadvantages.

C: I'll make this my last... incontinence, you know.

D: Condom or not, Ted, to me this is still unprotected sex.

E: I Larry, take you Chuck, to be my lawful wedded husband.

F: OK, I quit!  That's the last time I jump through hoops for you.

B.  This is what is at the end of the "slippery slope" that the National Organization for Marriage people are so afraid of.

D.  I don't think anybody else will think this is funny, but my husband has a cassette tape of his Native American grandfather telling stories passed down to him from generations past, and I KNOW these characters are in one of these stories.  At some point in the story the toad on the bottom is going to make a remark about how the toad on top has smelly ears, and somebody is going to hit somebody else with a stick, at which point the story will end, and he'll comment that the story doesn't translate into English very well.

F.  Again, this is what is at the end of the "slippery slope" that the National Organization for Marriage people are so afraid of.

A. I just love chocolate candy

B. I sure hope the guys don't see me at this tranny convention.

C. Where's that frakin' waiter?  I'm almost empty.

D. I likes BIG women.

E. And this is the White House secret handshake.

F. ARTH ARTH

A: Whose big ball is this!

B; Oh those sexy galz! I can't stop myself from being a dog.

C: Drink Coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy.

D: Now, you can see how much energy we got from that cup.

E: Smile! Camera spying us.

F: At least My dress is cute!