Arafat has surprise meeting with St.Peter

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Nov. 10th, 9PM EST. Mohammed Abadul-Raouf Qudwa Arafat Al-Husseini, more popularly known as Yassir Arafat, left this Earthly realm due to complications from liver and kidney failure. Upon arrival in Heaven, Arafat was somewhat shaken to discover St.Peter, the Jewish convert that preached the teachings of Christ, awaiting him at a large gated structure. Arafat was overheard muttering "Allah?" before realizing all those people the Fatah guerrilla movement blew up really were Gods children.

Further dissappointment came to Arafat when St.Peter kindly informed him the proper translation was "77 ripe olives", not virgins. At this time Arafat could not be reached for comment.
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
what was arafat's counter offer? 
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.


Hey, I held back for two hours. Doesn't that count for something?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Two hours is pretty generous
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahahah! hilarious! Owww, shouldnt mock the dead i know, but cant help it right now!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good F'N Riddance
...to Bad F'N Rubbish
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, at least the guy wasn't martyred.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

or so the french would have you believe...

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
kingbee - yeah, I've heard more than a few "overly-generous" quotes about his contributions to the world from other countries. There is a difference between these countries showing respect and kissing a thugs ass.
Reply #11 from PolMach Forums Top
Right now France is in the mode that anything that is in opposition to the American imperials is OK, whatever that means. Its lucky we weren't thinking that way in 1944 and bypassed France.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
My personal belief is that Arafat has been dead since they flew him from Palestine and that it was kept under wraps until the successorship could be determined.