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What's with the one napkin?!

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What's with the one napkin?!

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Why is it that every time I go thru a drive thru, regardless of what I order, they always give me just one napkin? I could order 2 happy meals and 2 value meals and they will put 1 napkin in the bag! Are they kidding me?  The thing is that every one does this especially McDonalds, Wendys and Dunkin Donuts. We go to Dunkin Donuts almost every Sunday morning on the way to church. This week my hubby got smart; he said,  "4 bagels w/ cream cheese, a coffee, and 2 orange juices, oh, and some extra napkins please." We received our order- 4 bagels with cream cheese, a coffee, 2 orange juices, and , you guessed it, 2 napkins!!! X(

Is there a shortage of trees in the USA? Is this stupidness only happening in the Midwest?

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Reply #51 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 25
 My trick is to fold it in half and in half again, then tear out the corner so that you have a whole piece with a hole in the centre when unfolded.  You then insert your finger in the hole, wipe bum and then draw the toilet paper slowly up the finger to remove mess before discarding appropriately.

Oh, and for those wondering what you do with the little triangular piece from the hole, you use that to clean under the fingernail.

8O o_O   :rofl:   :rofl:  

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Reply #53 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think that was more information than I wanted to hear.o_O

Reply #54 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think that was more information than I wanted to hear.

What, you didn't appreciate the inventiveness of it?   ;)

You just never know when the info could be your saviour. }:) ;P :-"

Oh, and when the time comes, be thankul that toilet roll manufacturers are cost cutting. 

Yup, they're skimping on the glue... so it only takes half an eternity the peel that last piece off the roll. :w00t:

Reply #55 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yup, and you have to get real inventive with that single solitary piece of toilet paper... because obviously it's not enough. My trick is to fold it in half and in half again, then tear out the corner so that you have a whole piece with a hole in the centre when unfolded. You then insert your finger in the hole, wipe bum and then draw the toilet paper slowly up the finger to remove mess before discarding appropriately.

Okay. It's scary that you have this down to a science...

Reply #57 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Not me. Pick and flick--that's my motto!

This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:

 

I used to pick my nose.  I'll admit it.  What child, especially a boy didn't?  Anyway, I needed to get rid of this one that was especially large, so I flicked it.  Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mothers head jerk...like on the Seinfeld episode titled The Magic Loogie (I think that's the episode but you Seinfeld fans know what one I'm talking about).  I looked over and there was my monster booger on her cheek.  I couldn't help laughing, and she couldn't help screaming.

Reply #58 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I looked over and there was my monster booger on her cheek.

Sounds like she needed a napkin...

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Reply #59 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Mirsguy, reply 58

Sounds like she needed a napkin...

 

XD   Now that was just plain funny!

Reply #60 from WinCustomize Forums Top

This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:
And then you grew up and switched to poo?:rofl: 8C :puke:

Reply #61 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sounds like she needed a napkin...
  :rofl:

 

Way to tie it in mate. :thumbsup:

Reply #62 from WinCustomize Forums Top

This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:
And then you grew up and switched to poo?

Looks like we ALL need a napkin! 8O

Reply #63 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Mirsguy, reply 12

This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:
And then you grew up and switched to poo?

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Looks like we ALL need a napkin!

:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  

Reply #65 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 7

Not me. Pick and flick--that's my motto!


This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:

 

I used to pick my nose.  I'll admit it.  What child, especially a boy didn't?  Anyway, I needed to get rid of this one that was especially large, so I flicked it.  Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mothers head jerk...like on the Seinfeld episode titled The Magic Loogie (I think that's the episode but you Seinfeld fans know what one I'm talking about).  I looked over and there was my monster booger on her cheek.  I couldn't help laughing, and she couldn't help screaming.

Boy if I was your Moms, you'd be hanging from the same tree right next to the ketchup packet inventor!

:rofl:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And for Messiah

Reply #66 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Okay. It's scary that you have this down to a science...

And an exact science at that... but when needs must the devil drives. :w00t:

Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals. ;P

Reply #67 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 16
Okay. It's scary that you have this down to a science...

And an exact science at that... but when needs must the devil drives.

Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals.

And some people actually deny the existence of G-d. XD

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Reply #68 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 16

Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals.

Did we really need the visuals 8O   ;P  

Reply #69 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Did we really need the visuals

If you mean a link to a YouTube clip showing the process step by step.... probably not! ;)

Tho, I suppose a demonstration would come in handy for those unimaginative folk who find they are reduced to the last sheet after the 'fact'

:-"

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Reply #70 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 19

If you mean a link to a YouTube clip showing the process step by step.... probably not!

Tho, I suppose a demonstration would come in handy for those unimaginative folk who find they are reduced to the last sheet after the 'fact'

:rofl:   o_O   :rofl:  

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Reply #71 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Tho, I suppose a demonstration would come in handy for those unimaginative folk who find they are reduced to the last sheet after the 'fact'
I just hope none of them are nail biters.:puke:

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Reply #72 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Boy if I was your Moms

If...you...were... ...MOMS? o_O

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Reply #73 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If...you...were... ...MOMS?

Loose lipped black slang Mirsguy!

You know I'm from the PJ's dawg!

:dog:  :P

 

 

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Reply #74 from WinCustomize Forums Top

....next time, show them a loaded gun and ask for the napkin box.....*smirks*   when i go through drivethrough, i have no worries, people scream, throw my mcmac meal at me and run away......<3

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Reply #75 from WinCustomize Forums Top

when i go through drivethrough, i have no worries, people scream, throw my mcmac meal at me and run away...

I have to go through in reverse or they turn off the lights and hang a "Closed for Repair" sign in the window!#:(