banned for speaking the degenerate language of american

what next speaking austrailian!?

banned for i don't live in austrila

banned for assuming I meant that you lived there

you could still speak austrailian even though you don't live there

Banned because its all english anyway (UK, US, AUS).

Or u are talking about accent?

Banned for accentuating accent.

Banned because dogs cant speak, thus do not have any accent

banned for dogs do speak you just don't understand it.

Banned for not understanding me.

banned for who would want to understand you

banned for being lost in the understanding of scoutdog

Banned because I lost you.

Banned because you lost him.

banned for getting lost in the whiskey

12 bottles in 12 cases

banned for thinking whiskey is all that

Banned for thinking at all.

banned for scary sunglasses

Banned for being scared.

banned for scaring poor little ryatie

Banned for thinking he is poor.

Banned for defending the lord of pirates. We should execute him before he brings the wrath of the pirates down on us!

Banned for fearing Ryat's wrath. Sheesh.

Banned for it's not Ryat I fear it's the mindless PIRATES!

banned for assuming that pirates are mindless

they are just easily swayed by money

banned for the pirates under you have to be mindless

Banned because if someone is mindless they are an unusable veggie-person who is brain dead.