Banned for being lost in the lack of reason.

Banned because of the empires "Need a reason or death" policy.

Banned for having no reason. Fire men.

*you are shot*

Bring in the next dissident.

holy fuck 518 pages?! for this stupid game?

banned for saying this game is stupid

cheers

Banned for not sharing your beer with me. Theres a reason I'm sometimes called General Beers

Banned because you're never canned General Beers. And for wanting to get drunk.

Banned because uh.... because i felt like banning you!

Banned for urges

Banned. . . .don't make me use your own lolcatz against you on that ban. . . .

Banned for having an avatar that looks like a gateway into hell!

Banned for avatar based predjudice

banned for wearing a grey uniform in a gray hall what are trying to do blend in.

Banned for encouraging loud generals. We've got too many as is.

banned for scouting out the ryat that ryatted out the scout.

banned for bringing me up in a ban aside from trying to ban me

banned for trying to be exclusive.

banned for assuming exclusiveness

banned for ass uming

harpo

banned for uming a poor defenseless animal like an ass

banned for a very bad pun

banned for jealousy

face it man you lost your touch

Banned for not telling assum = Ass U & Me

banned for making me start another ban page with such a ridiculos ban as that

banned for being ridiculos ban or however that is spelt.