i've been though this... it was dark, i became entangled...

banned for not paying attention.

Banned for mistaking not paying attention for ignoring.

banned for not ignoring. 

banned for being new in the game. 

banned for having a j in your name.  

banned for 0 karma. 

banned for member number 2422701. 

banned because it is thursday.

banned because i am watching syfy

banned for going along with a horrid name change. OPRAL FRUITS FOREVER!!!

Banned for fruiting.

banned for being a fruit

Banned because only a vegetable would ban a fruit.

banned for banning vegetables and fruit

harpo

banned for banning someone as reply #7860

BANNED FOR REAPING BANS

banned for fearing the reaper!

banned for pears

harpo

Banned for kumquats.

banned for tomatoes

I know by law they are vegetables, but by definition they are fruit

banned for lemons

harpo

banned for tomatoes can be both.  vegis have vitman a.  fruits ave vitman c.  tomatoes have both.

banned for not banning harpo

banned for being cat food

harpo

i guess i have to double ban you since you get in in front of me the last time

also banned for being named after a mime.

and again banned for being lost, banned for double banning, and banned for lack of knowledge of old comedy shows ie the marx brothers

harpo

banned cos you still haven't explained who's on first.

Banned because Who is

harpo

i've no idea who you are!

banned for dodging the question

banned because you did not understand the answer, ie mr who is on first, mr how is on second, mr when is on third and mr whatt is on bat

harpo

well i think you didn't understand so now me and mr hammer have to do this:

yyyyoooouuuuu'rrrreeee BANNED!