banned for rising from the ashes

banned for making me forget about saying that IROKO is the strongest wood in the world next to teak.

banned for talking about wood

banned for not being assimilated

banned for making me look up Iroko

banned for making me lose an idea I was starting to have involving floors and island tops - and for having to look it up.

banned for being 2 funny

banned for getting 'wood' while banning... it's not that exciting.

banned for being too gorgeous.  (wonder if that's why somebody got 'wood')

banned for being adolescent

banned for using 'adolescent' instead of 'challenged'

banned for using instead of

Banned because you're Sure

banned because I feel the Secret is out

banned for being a right guard

Banned for not appreciating there's a bit of (teenage) boy inside every man.

Hey, I resemble that remark! It might be true, but I still resemble it... hence you're banned.

Instead of what?  Banned for not clarifying.

Banned for implying surety in the absence of clarification.

banned for not being up to date on deodorant

Banned because Starkers will never be up to date on deodorant

banned on two counts: one for assuming I use deoderant... and two; drawing attention to my tardiness.

Banned for implying I could never find a strong enough deoderant.

banned for using emoticon to hide your true emotions

Banned for wearing a bedpan as a hat

banned for looking in to my window and watching what me and my wife do for fun

banned for acknowledging you leave your curtain open

banned for thinking it was left open

banned for thinking it wasn't