Banned for reminding me there's an extra 'for' somewhere lost in the translation.

Banned because I just got lost in the translation and nobody in here has a map or knows the way out.

Banned for follow me, I have a light saber to see the road ahead. And completely annihilate any non friendlies. 

I bought it at Walmart so I don't have to be a Jedi to use it.....

{Unless I have Jedi in my history...}

banned for not having Sith as well

banned for somehow that conversation crossed over without my doing anything.

And I'll tell you now... the cool air felt good without the hoodie.

banned for there is no need for a hoodie

banned for having my back... now please step away.

     That reminds of those darn talking cars.... Step away from the vehicle,,, you are to close to the vehicle, Step away from the vehicle... Your door is ajar...   OMG That get's on my nerves. 

My grandparents had one of those. The chip doesn't last too long due to heat in the summer. It started to slow and slur and when asked, they said they're just going to leave it be when it dies.

banned for not banning

banned for talking too much

banned for not talking enough

Banned for not talking loud.

banned for what? I can't hear you!

Banned for not wearing your hearing aids...

banned for thinking I'm deaf. It's just selective hearing is all. I select not to hear you.

Banned for selective thinking

Banned because a bunch of my students are making me have to crack the whip over some bloody basic instructions. Why is plain English of so little use these days?

banned for wanting people to understand plain English

Banned for pretending to be plain flour when you're in fact a self-raising flower

[hehe, back when I was a kid, a self raising flower was a masturbating hippie]

banned for showing your age

Banned for forgetting the ladies; those would have been self-opening flowers. Which really doesn't work with the flour-flower thing, now that I think a second...and risks uncomfortable digression into yeasty matters.

Banned for not having an age you'd wear in public on a Thursday due to ageists armed with rolled up socks in the Mall.

banned for using Valencia oranges, don't leave a mark and teach them who's boss.

Banned for apples. Banned for oranges. Banned for pears! Banned for plums. Banned for cumquats! Banned for tangerines. Banned for lemons. Banned for limes. Banned for avocado! Banned for tomato! Banned for banana. Banned for papaya. Banned for guava.

banned for louquats