Banned for having insufficient vowels in their name.

Banned for having a name that (when looped) follows the pattern CCVCCVCCV...

Banned for both of yous expelling your bowels...

Banned for talking about bowels...

Krdax Drkrun, the Grand Archivist of the Thought Sanctuary, formerly the Expeditionary Scholar, does not take kindly to jests made at his noble Verkk name.

If you humans have any problem with the enunciation of Verkk, you can attribute that to your decreased mental capacity and inferior linguistics skill.

Banned for enunciate this....

Banned for evading my block. It's not that there's anything actually objectionable about those smilies.... I just don't like it when people try to go around the block.

Banned for around the corner blocking stuff.

Banned for cornering blokes.

The Admiral

banned for blocking blokes.

Banned for blaming blokes.

The Admiral

Banned because this bloke is not blocked [as in NOT constipated] and I'm the one doing the blaming... it's ALL your faults, so there.

Banned for faulty blocking.

Banned for not using laxatives, then.

Banned for being too lax.

The Admiral

Banned for not getting there in time..... cleanup in aisle 4... cleanup in aisle 4 and 5... mop and bucket required urgently in aisles 4, 5 and 6.

banned for not getting to aisle 13

Banned for not getting your own isle.

The Admiral

Banned for going there and necessitating a mop and bucket.... has anyone rung HAZMAT about this?

Banned because I did.... Australia.

banned for it covers too much area to be an isle. Try Mull.

Banned for suggesting I try smoking mull... it's still illegal here, even for medicinal purposes.

Banned for mull avoidance. For shame.

Banned for shame.

banned for sham

Banned because wombat stew is off the menu... I mean, how much can a koala bear

And don't say get outta here... I'll only go if dingoes.

banned for obscure colonial references