banned for assumption of horrible

Banned because she might just like it when he says yep after questions like "can we get this car?" or "did you get a good bonus from work?"

or "did you enjoy it when I banned you last night?"

Banned for she just likes getting what she wants, be that what Oatsey said, or getting fucked.

banned for you gotta love a woman that knows what she wants.

it's a nice change of pace.

Banned for yes, it is. I've known her for 24 years out of my 27, and she has always known what she wanted. First, she wanted someone to play with, (3) then she wanted a friend, (8) then she wanted a romantic relationship, (14) then she wanted a husband, (18) then she wanted kids, (19) and since she was 16, she has wanted sex, but that didn't start till our wedding night. (9 years ago)

banned for keeping her waiting.

Banned because, in general, that is a story of disgusting heteronormativity.

banned for waiting until marriage is not heteronormativity. By 20, only 17% of people are married while 77% have had sex.

If you're just talking about sex, then get use to it.

Banned for conspiring with the Pope to make us eat our own oesophagi.

Banned for yeah, I deserve to be banned for keeping her waiting. My damn moral values got in the way...

Banned because I like a guy who can damn his moral values.

Banned for sometimes, moral values are nothing but problems...

banned for short term thinking

Banned for lack of thinking.

banned for lacking

banned for thinking

banned for stinking

Banned from upwind.

Banned for having a nose.

banned for not having an olfactory center. Where are you going to build your frigates?

Banned for cyborg bigotry. For us mortal primates, sensing aromatic chemicals is essential for both identifying safe food sources and assessing the state of mind of our troop mates.

banned for biology

Banned because biology isn't alway destiny, except when you're a giant mutant lizard who treats skyscrapers like they were woody weeds. Clinging to the tops of those gently swaying things makes you an easy target for air-to-ground missiles.

Banned because it's also an excellent way to alienate the locals.

Ever notice how in those movies the lizard/bug/uncategorizeable seems to just rampage around for no good reason, with no survival benefit attached? No wonder there's only one...