Banned for I already feel like a million bucks.

I'm kinda tired now, though...

banned for too much junk

Banned for the kind of junk I have acquired over the years would make any man under the age of 60 jealous.

banned for your junk shouldn't be getting bigger unintentionally.

Banned for selling enlargement pills.

banned for I don't remember advertising.

I was watching a woodworking show and thought about all the advertisements that they tool companies had at the end. Doesn't it make sense that Viagra start advertising in such a way?
"Viagra, making wood since 1998."

banned for sappy advertisement

banned for you shouldn't be getting sap from that wood... or should you?

banned for questioning

Banned for not asking what kind of sap is in question. Pine sap would be no fun; too sticky. Raw maple sap might be OK, and maybe even tasty.

banned for raw

Banned for Nitro.

Banned because nitroglycerin would definitely be no fun in bed.

Banned for Evil Monkey.

banned for it would be when the chick gives you a coronary.

Banned for Sixteen Tons.

banned for 32,000 lbs

Banned for converting.

Banned for apostacy.

Banned for fail spelling.

It's apostasy. (unless that was intentional?)

Banned because while I wish my cousin Stacy would perform some apostasy so that my aunt could finally just come out of the closet, that was in fact an honest typo.

And what say you to that map project that I always seem to mention just after you leave the forum for a couple of days?

Banned for lolwut?

Obviously I leave before you mention it, as I have heard nothing of such, and I am a firm believer in the present, so I don't look at previous posts...

banned for not playing 'catch up'

Banned because I like ketchup.

banned for not just adding glitter