Banned for in the land of dumbasses, a smartass is the king.

Banned because I always knew I was royal....

banned for I always knew it too.

Bannned for being a "Royal" pain in the ass

banned for licking the ass

banned for watching.

Banned for Being There.

banned for being there to know I was there.

Banned for admitting you were there.

-Twiligth Storm

banned for using anything I say against me.

Banned for failure to make a Peter Sellers and/or Chauncy Gardener reference after getting banned for Being There.

(Scoutdog, if you don't know it, I bet you'd like the flick & your 'rents probably already know & like it.) 

banned for expecting all of us to know the reference.

Banned because expectations are one thing and demands are another; no harm in high expectations, as long as they aren't followed up by enforceable demands.

Banned because I'd like to see it.

But Blazing Saddles and Dr. Strangelove are already ahead on my list.

banned for having a list.

And I made it expectations for a reason. I imagine you're unlikely to have that Vulcanesque hand come out of my monitor and slap me silly.

banned for silly slapping

I wonder if Monty Python did a skit on silly slapping?

banned for they had a skit on a hedgehog. Why not on silly slapping?

banned for not remembering the.....

Banned for bureaucrats.

banned for aristocrats

banned for orangutangs

banned for minkeys

banned for wanting to touch

Banned for wanting to touch the monkey....

Banned because that video made me as happy as a little girl.