banned for being a Delta.

banned for greekish nonsense

banned for not knowing your dystopic literature

banned for bummer literature

Banned for bummer illiteracy.

Banned by an illiterate.

Banned for hiring a scribe to type for you.

banned for scribal nonsense

banned for unending nonsense.

banned for wanting it all to come to an end

banned for I never said such a thing

banned for the fact that you implied it

Banned for implications.

banned for assuming I imply.

Am I the only one that says what I mean? People always tell me I imply stuff, but I don't. I don't even give it the inflection normally used to imply.

Banned because I was banning Ryat for implicating that you imply things.

I wouldn't know either way if you imply things or not.

Banned because you're giving me headache !

Banned because you should take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

banned for don't do it! He's slipped something into your aspirin!

I agree, especially with such avatar !

I dont want to ban you but I have to so...

Banned because I'm forced to !

Banned for assuming that a disembodied brain has sufficient psychic powers to target a person and manipulate nearby aspirin over long distances. Being naught but a brain is very hard work all by itself. 

The backwards hat is a clear indicator of participation in a hierarchy, so lackeys or colleagues are a much better suspect for any aspirin-tampering.

Banned for pontificating on the capabilities of disembodied brains.

banned for disemboweling the disembodied.

banned for a poor body of logic

banned for not much of a body left

banned for selling Impulse to Gamestop