Banned for the thrill of victory and the agony of delete.

Banned for being a smart alec so early in the morning.

banned for early morning smiley

banned for being gloomy, have some sunshine 

oops, don't forget your shades.

banned for being older than my father

Banned for being younger than Darth Vader

Banned for the Force is strong in everyone.

Banned for no thats tuna fish

Banned for is that your deit or something?

Banned for nope! Thats my lunch a couple days ago and the force is strong right now

Banned for LOL and hoping I'll be OK.

Banned for hoping to be A-OK.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

Banned because OK is her middle name. 

Banned for being born in 1956.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

Banned for theoretically not even being born.

banned for being born even earlier

Banned for Ryating.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

banned for underlining

Banned for being over the line.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

banned for drawing the line in the sand in the first place

Banned for thinking that it was sand. It was just plain dirt.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

banned for not using sand

banned for sand is used to tell time

banned for the sands of time are a myth

Banned for telling the sand of time wit the 3 min. egg........