Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned because I just got back from Grandma's. Caaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeee......
Banned for being the big bad wolf and coaxing Little Red Riding Hood to sit on your knee
banned for being the lumberjack and not stopping the wolf.
banned for not making like a tree and leave.
Banned for putting an egg in your shoe and beating it.
Banned for ego.
banned for id
banned for death by id
Banned for having funeral parlor shares and profiting from that death
banned for giving me an idea for a new book. Death: For Fun and Profit.
Banned for thinking like a friggin' banker with literary aspirations
Banned for accusing friggin' bankers of any aspirations.
Banned for having aspirations
banned for aspiring.
I'm prespiring from all the banning I'm having to do.
does that count as a ban? banned for questionable circumstances.
Banned for circumstances that are questionable
Banned for double post
Banned for doubling your fear of questions.
banned for not doubling your fun
Banned for not doubling your pleasure.
Wrigley did it.
banned for excessive banning.
Banned for underwhelming irony.
banned for pointing out the irony and adding to it.
Banned for the lowest form of high humor.
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