Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned for confusing anger with curmudgeonliness.
One can be a dispassionate curmudgeon, and perhaps even a largely happy one--as long as complaining is a form of recreation and not a calling or psychological malady.
Banned for the withdrawal of US forces from Iraq.
Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gooonnneeeee
Noooowwww I ooonnnllllyyyyy waaaaannnt youuuu gooooonnnnnne...........
Banned because moving down to bases in Kuwait isn't exactly the withdrawal some of us were hoping to see. I'd try to ban the Obama administration, but none of them are playing this game.
Banned more seriously for ducking the curmudgeon theme. You're a classic example of precocious curmudgeonhood.
banned for not being use to him already.
and when I quote Portal2, nothing. Scoutdog does it and... huh, nothing still.
Banned for your ridiculous hair cut.
banned for spelling 'ridiculous' correctly
Banned for being non-Zubish
Banned for being Zeb.
banned by the Zulus
Banned because I'm quite used to him, and because I have no idea what Portal2 is. Probably a digital game of some sort, but I've nearly given up on those.
banned for it is a video game, but a fun one. And the MP requires cooperation, not competitiveness. Novel!
Banned for the "but".
banned for you love the 'but'
banned for making Sir MixAlot look bad."I like big BUTTS and i cannot lie! you other brothers cant deny!"
Banned because I am suddenly very, very glad that I am not your brother.
Banned for impersonating his aunt instead
Banned because you're forgetting confirmed bachelor cousins who are actually confirmed bachelors.
Banned because did I ever tell you guys about my dad's email "milibyte" escapade?
Banned for letting milibytes out of their cages.
banned for cageyness
banned for caging the beast.
@Scoutdog: This all means 'no'
banned for wanting to uncage the wild beast
banned for thinking beasts are wild
Banned on behalf of wildebeest everywhere.
banned in behalf
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