Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
banned for I concur. Dealt with New York. Ain't going back to the snowy, white north.
And I bet the human population can outdo cows on methane. We got numbers and there are some crazy bean eaters out there. But who wants a poppet valve and a pressure gauge stuck up their tookus.
Banned because this is my first ban
banned for popping your cherry.
Welcome aboard; my condolences.
Banned for condoling.
banned for Condoleezza Rice
Banned for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
And Ohio is actually really, really warm right now. Which is bad, because the rain is frying my Christmas lights. Stupid "light outdoor use" cords...
Banned for forgetting Madeline Albright and for being a frustrated exterior decorator.
banned for not telling him to buy better lights and/or use electrical tape. You always tape connections.
Banned because if I did that at the moment, there would be water trapped inside.
Anyway, I think Mom got the new cables, so...
banned for living with your mother
banned for dwelling on it
Banned for noticing he dwelled on it.
banned for being a brown dog with one big tooth
Banned for assuming BDBF is showing all of its teeth.
Your banned because life is empty and meaningless. Deal with it!
Banned for being Terran. Soon, the infection will be cleansed from the universe...
Banned for cleansing the universe with soap and water
Banned because I want you people's advice on what should go above what on my Christmas list: Half-Life 2 or Skyrim?
Banned for I don't care much for one and have no experience with the other.
Banned because that almost sounds like how I'd describe Scoutdog's attitudes towards sex. Makes me wonder if I was onto something when I called him an exterior decorator.
banned for you might be onto something. If it was interior, he would probably just be homosexual. Still sex friendly.
Banned because whatever else is going on, there's no doubt that the lad is on the way to being a Seriously Weird man. I'm a well-credentialed student of weird men, so I can say that with awe-thor-it-A.
your banned for calling gay people "homosexuals" officially "homosexual" can even mean a gay animal such as a bear or a dog. yes they do exist
banned for I know homosexuality exists amongst other species, but since the homo part refers to the same gender, and is not species specific, it really doesn't matter if he likes male humans, rabbits, or octopi.
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