Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
banned for the door is not a jar
Banned because the door is obviously a bottle.
banned for bottling the door
Banned for hugging the floor.
The Admiral
banned for
banned for seeing things up-side down.
Banned for Twisted Vision.
Banned because my member number is lower than yours.
Thought I would change the subject.
banned for changing the subject
Banned for banning me for the same reason twice.
I'm fairly certain you've already used that one already, or someone else has. In that case, banned for plagiarism.
banned for I can copy anything I want here
banned for just now picking on it. It's been done to death.
banned for death
Banned for picking your nose.
That's just rude.
banned, because I will never quit
banned for quitting is for quitters
Banned for losing is for losers.
Also Banned because losers dont know when to quit, quitters always quit so they never win, and winners are just born that way!
Yes, I AM a winner, you know it
Why, thank you!
banned for thinking you were born
Banned because I'm worried that there will be no homemade pumpkin pie for me this year, and I can't bake one myself because my oven is an unreliable beast from the dark ages.
Banned because my nutcase Albanian family is coming over.... AGAIN!!!!!
banned for whining about family
banned for that's one of the services they offer.
What's the difference between a Jewish wife and a Boeing 747?
The 747 stops whining when it lands in Florida.
Banned because Florida is an incomparably messed-up state.
Banned because she could whine all she wanted if she bakes a fine pumpkin pie.
I wonder if the first class fliers get good pie this time of year?
banned for flying saucers
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