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Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
banned for ticklishness
banned cause bugs have an extra finger to tickle you with.
banned for trying extra fingering
Banned for my wife loves being bent over things for fun!
I've lost track of what night this is. I'm guessing it is 9.
Regardless, I'm off!
banned for being without
banned for I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one of em...
banned for no woman, no cry...
banned for it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all... yeah? Try it.
Banned for quoting Ice-T, Bob Marley, and Alfred Tennyson in the same post.
Banned for not realizing they are all the same person.
Banned for realizing it and then saying so...
banned for you've destroyed the illusion! Now the immortals are gonna be so pissed.
banned for not cutting of their heads to prevent pissing
Banned because they really should piss themselves during at least some of those quickenings. All that electricity and reliable bladder control? I think not.
banned for, oddly, I kinda feel like you have a point.
Oh, and when I quoted Tennyson, I threw in a little response from Men in Black.
banned for MIB
Banned for being in opposition to the MIB, what have you really got against us? Want aliens to run amok?
banned for not reading the ban right
Banned for needing a diaper to handle that...
banned for SNL
Banned for Silly Naughty Lemons.
Banned for supplying improbable meanings to an acronym.
Banned because improbabilities are in high demand and probabilities are in low demand. It's the complete truth.
banned for complete lies
Banned because lies always have some truth to them.
Banned because half truths are often worse in their effects than full lies, since a complete lie is often completely recognizable for what it is but a partial truth may still be deceptive and lead others into deception.
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