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Reply #36276 September 25, 2011 9:24:21 PM
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Banned for there's the occasional movie that gives a reason. What I never get is why most of the monsters take missiles to the ribcage and don't go down. Have you ever seen what an air-to-surface missile can do?

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Reply #36277 September 25, 2011 9:48:04 PM
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Banned because I still can't understand why y'all abuse the preposition "for" when "because" is ready to do the job correctly. It must be some kind of cultural thing for folks who think of phones as a primary typing interface.

As far as godzilla types and 'realistic' damage, I tend to end up thinking in Hero System RPG terms. If a monster is strong enough to kick buses around like they were kids' toys, then air-to-surface missiles might be more of an annoyance than a serious threat. 

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Reply #36278 September 25, 2011 9:52:00 PM
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Banned for GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Godzilla.

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Reply #36279 September 25, 2011 10:00:24 PM
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banned BECAUSE some of us don't type on phones, rather want to sound like Confucius.

And hey, a crane can pick up and toss most buses, but a missile will take care of it. Hell, a missile will take care of most buildings. I can't believe Godzilla is denser than concrete or steel. I dunno, just seems odd.

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Reply #36280 September 25, 2011 10:23:15 PM
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banned by

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Reply #36281 September 25, 2011 10:28:46 PM
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Quoting Draakjacht,
reply 36281
...Hell, a missile will take care of most buildings. I can't believe Godzilla is denser than concrete or steel. I dunno, just seems odd.


Banned because you are not giving nearly enough credit to the magical/exaggerated power of radioactivity in Cold War crapfest politics.

The Enemy is Inscrutably Fearsome. That's why you need to ditch all your civilized thinking and focus on your fear of your own imagination.

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Reply #36282 September 25, 2011 10:45:21 PM
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banned cause i have my limits

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Reply #36283 September 25, 2011 10:48:52 PM
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Banned for underestimating Godzilla.

Off for night 5!

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Reply #36284 September 25, 2011 11:20:56 PM
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Banned for conflating the surreal work of fighting monsters with the simple business of being a reliable lover.

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Reply #36285 September 25, 2011 11:28:23 PM
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banned cause polls show that being a reliable lover must be harder than one would think. Godzilla might be less of a mystery to some men than a female orgasm.

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Reply #36286 September 26, 2011 12:45:23 AM
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banned for it is not that mysterious

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Reply #36287 September 26, 2011 1:26:50 AM
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Banned for yeah. You just have to hit the sweet spot, and hit it hard.

I found my wife's sweet spot long ago. Essentially, I can get her off at any time, and she knows it, and she takes advantage of it, believe you me...

I'm a different story, though. It takes a LOT for me to get to that level. She likes working for it, though, so I guess we both win, even if it gets frustrating at times...

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Reply #36288 September 26, 2011 2:08:58 AM
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banned for some women are difficult to find

But, yes, when you do, it makes sex a lot easier.

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Reply #36289 September 26, 2011 7:39:19 AM
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Banned for pushing buttons.

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Reply #36290 September 26, 2011 9:58:53 AM
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banned for some buttons are just asking to be pushed

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Reply #36291 September 26, 2011 11:20:36 PM
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banned for having your buttons pushed

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Reply #36292 September 26, 2011 11:40:02 PM
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Banned for it sounds wrong for a guy to HAVE buttons to push. Leave those to the more intelligent gender. (IE: Not guys)

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Reply #36293 September 26, 2011 11:42:15 PM
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banned for wrongness

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Reply #36294 September 26, 2011 11:46:06 PM
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Banned for not rightness.

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Reply #36295 September 26, 2011 11:48:08 PM
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banned for stormtrooper jolly roger

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Reply #36296 September 27, 2011 12:05:33 AM
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Banned for women are in many ways superior to us men. And they're obviously the more intelligent of the species. And more friendly. And they make good leaders. And it takes more for them to snap. And less of them are criminals. Among other things.

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Reply #36297 September 27, 2011 12:06:31 AM
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Banned for being roger. And being jolly. You're not Santa.

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Reply #36298 September 27, 2011 12:14:44 AM
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Banned for what you talking 'bout, BOY???

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Reply #36299 September 27, 2011 12:23:52 AM
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banned for that sex is making you very agreeable toward your lady. Make Sextember is too intense for you.

And we have a button, but it's big, red, and has bold letters that say PUSH ME!

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Reply #36300 September 27, 2011 12:56:24 AM
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Banned for I've always been this agreeable to her. And no, it is not too intense. It IS intense, though. I think we both kinda get off on that...

And it feels good, and seems to get better as we get more frequent.

We don't feel sore yet, but that could be because we stay in shape.

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