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Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned just for the sake of banning.
banned for hitchhiking across the universe
Banned because neither of you appear to be traveling with your own towel. That sort of thing can lead to Wildly Improbable events.
banned for I always have a towel
Its very handy for hiding.
banned for trying to hide when resistance is useless.
banned for borging me
banned for being close, but not winning the cigar.
Banned for giving out cigars. Those things'll kill you, you know.
banned for anything will kill you unless done with moderation
Banned because you should be moderate about moderation.
banned for an age old adage about balance/moderation
Banned because "age old adage" made me think of the consequences of eating an immoderate amount of cabbage. Stinky, stinky.
banned for going on about your baggage with cabbage. Learn to let it go. *toot*
Banned for horrible rhyming.
Banned for green stuff.
Banned for a weak ban
banned for weak arms. You're about as built as Kermit the Frog.
Hey, it ain't easy being green. And the word you're looking for is LEAN. Banned for having an unpronounceable handle.
Banned for millions of people pronounce it.
And I was lean at one point. I think another word for it was 'weak'.
Banned for having such a huge ego that you think millions of people pronounce your handle. And for making me think of the song 'Lean on me'. Now I need to go listen to Weird Al to get that song out of my head.
Banned because of Jazz.
Jazz is good.
Relaxing...
Jazz Band
No, Jazz Banned! HAHAHAHAHA I JAZZ BANNED YOU!!!! (wow...way too much coffee for me...)
Banned for drinking too much coffee without moderation!
Shoot! It put me on the next page! Now I look like I'm just saying totally random things, but hey! It's good to be at the top of the list!
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