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Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned for mentioning politics in this establishment ruled by me.
banned for being in politics
Banned for backsassing me.
banned cause I backsass anyone I want
Banned for getting it bass-ackwards.
banned for
had nothing to do with it
Banned for being fishy.
banned for fish tacos!
Banned because I'd rather have huevos rancheros. !Viva la Tex-Mex!
banned in Tex-Mex
Estas banned en Spanglish.
banned for half English and half Spanish typing
Banned for language racism.
Banned because it was just ignerentz on Ryat's part.
It was half Spanish, one quarter English, and one quarter made-up shit that is probably already in online dictionaries masquerading as a real word.
banned for yes, yes I am ignorant of online speech
I like real dictionaries not ones floating in the nether world of 1's and 0's.
Banned for language soliciting.
banned for ending all your words with an 'o'.
bano byo Ryato
Banned for I'm not Ryat, you ding-dong.
banned for ringing your bell
Banned for bell ringing.
banned for your post was put up while I was typing mine.
Banned for I know, I was just poking fun at you.
banned for poking me
banned for prodding
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