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Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned because I am in school...
The laptop I ordered is being delivered through UPS, and apparently made a stop somewhere in Phoenix...
Don't steal my computer, Ryat...
banned for assuming I am willing to go through 100,000+ packages to find your computer
then again.......
Banned for thinking... You're doing it wrong...
banned for attempting to establish a wrong way of thinking
Banned for thinking about it incorrectly...
banned incorrectly
Banned in correct form and fashion....
fashionably banned
Thou art henceforth banned with the utmost care taken to preserve proper grammar.
I ban my thumb at you sir!
Banned for banning in his general direction.
So Drkrun... any interest in helping me with that map?
banned for direction asking
Banned because he's trying to break the male stereotype.
banned for wasting a day off banning people.
banned for wasting away
Banned for banning everyone that banned people for banning banns for infinite banns per person.
@Are you Zach?@
banned by the GalCivII consortium
Banned by the Shoutdog alliance.
Banned by the Draakjacht guys sitting around.
banned for sitting around
Banned for being too colorful, or not colorful enough. Really, either way is correct.
banned for thinking everything is correct
Banned for being politically correct.
banned for politics
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