... Okay, we all have different ideas, but who thinks having more fun, whatever that is to you, than you do sucks?

Banned because some folks' ideas for "more fun" include things like murder, torture, and random destruction of property.
Self-ban because Constitution Day is this weekend and I'm back in the trenches teaching civics. I'm professionally obliged to try to think of answers to rhetorical questions like yours. Plus, that sort of stuff is fun for me.