Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
banned for having an imagination
Banned for and a perverted one at that, though not as bad (Or good, depends on your POV) as my wife.
banned for bringing your wife into this
Banned because hundreds of dragonflies are swarming in the sky above my house.
banned for that's their job. At least they're harmless.
Banned because they're not just harmless, they're a serious asset. Dragonflies eat mosquitoes!
Plus, they look really cool and provide the aerodynamic models for the microdrones that you don't even want to think about.
banned for they are more important then that
My wife loves them.
Banned because your wife is not important.
Banned to protect you from the wrath of Ryat when he reads that you just said that.
Use this head start wisely, the pirates are on his side...
-Twi
Banned for walking the plank....
banned for laughing at me
Jesus Christ, its been over two years, and people are still playing this thing??!!!! This has to be the biggest thread in Stardock history. If someone was looking through the data archives on whatever mainframe hosts this site and saw the size of this file compared to the others not knowing what it was, he'd think it was some kind of glitch!
banned for not playing your own game
Banned for being some kind of glitch.
Yeah, banned for what he said....
banned for being a copyist
Banned for disputing the fax.
banned for phoning it in.
General, you should be damn proud of yourself. You're bigger than Facebook!
banned for facebook, I don't have one, nor do I need it
banned for I don't need anything on the net. Just nice is all.
Banned for having everything....
banned for being nice
and all
banned for spamming us
spammed for being banned
banned for spiced ham
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